kal 🧚🏼

[kal 🧚🏼 @sukasukaumeng]

buat mutualku atau siapapun hg bisa liat tweet ini, boleh diorder yaa😍 aku buat sendiri☺️✨✨✨

[beck @becktuitax]

eu to curada q vídeo incrível kkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[Blur. @Blurspell]

Well well well, look who actually has a biological clock... 🤡

[OREO ✨ 🦈 @gakgitudongpal]

@mericahitam Idk.. that fucking propaganda to make police looks good. Yeah I believe there’s good police but police is police. 😑

[✧ @preposterousbbg]

She was drunk, so you question her judgment.
He was drunk, so you excuse his crime.
Funny how alcohol makes women responsible and men innocent.

[Nicole @humblenic0]

This is what robots are supposed to be doing not writing scripts and making art

[Beloved 🕸️🦪 @Be__thebest]

I'd happily get married if someone cooked, cleaned, gave birth to and raised my kids, stayed attractive, and waited for me at home while I just made money and we split all expenses 50/50

[sijuadeeee🍒 @ivy_2638]

“Sync your contacts “ NO

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

I think the work week should end on Thursdays.

[jo @thejoeydavis]

if you doomscroll twitter all day of course it looks like the world is ending but if you just get off the internet and go outside you’ll find that the world is actually ending oh god this is it

[anz @gulakueputu]

Death to all abusive religious men.

[MAIN👉🏻 @CULTABEL @notcultabel]

Mahasiswanya keliatan capek dan lusuh padahal tugasnya belajar bukan ngurus negara, yang tugasnya ngurus negara malah kinclong haha hihi liburan keliling dunia.

[Yumna Habib @Yummmih]

I miss the time when bermuda triangle was my biggest worry..

[élé 🐉 @land0mega]

can someone make all the tax evaders stop talking about ordinary people who will never know the amount of privilege that they have ? please and thank you

[bee mo @beemoreadsbooks]

@F1_driven if you don't live in a country where you pay taxes on your income, you forfeit the ability to have opinions about the working class. shut up and drive.

[ayi @afaintghost]

Huft.... semoga makin banyak yang sadar kalo there's no reward for suffering

[Pan @pangrey123]

my actual job is basically counting the hours left for me to leave work

[chommy 🖤 @chommychoko2]

Every man is a potential rapist.

[kal 🧚🏼 @sukasukaumeng]

nggak masuk di akal orang normal

[🌙 ʕ•ﻌ•ʔ🌙 @amfoteracid]

19 juta kementerian dan lembaga

[kal 🧚🏼 @sukasukaumeng]

the manhater in me is a personality trait💅

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Job applications asking “May we contact your current employer?”

GIRL NO????? I'm trying to leave quietly, not announce my escape. 😭