literal brat summer

prominent business leader, highly sought-after dinner guest, an actual season

[literal brat summer @sum_mutz]

@danidonovan when i was in kindergarten i told my parents i wanted to marry the beatles (yes, all 4) and instead of explaining that they were adults or that marriages are usually a 1:1 thing or ignoring me they just told me that half of them were dead and i cried

[khamas surf 🏄🏽 instructor.. @mixeduppasha]

@Nyan_Sequitur @DevoutKamaSimp @zooof @nothervois @Stendha1 ea-nasir

[Download History @dwnloadhistory]

The Pacific Northwest is a profoundly evil place and David was absolutely right to recognize it as such

[literal brat summer @sum_mutz]

@FlipGuyCrepe @ripsilene @JW_5991 @x_chelseacarla @MillerStream crazy that your very reasonable tweet is hidden as "probable spam" jfc

[literal brat summer @sum_mutz]

Even though it's made me feel weirdly sad all day I feel like the dream was a sign that I definitely shouldn't have kids bc even in my dream I had such bad post partum depression and had so much trouble bonding with/caring for the baby

[literal brat summer @sum_mutz]

I had a dream last night that I had a baby, it was so realistic that I woke up and still had the physical sensation that I was holding my baby and it made me so sad but I don't even want kids??? So fucking weird

[literal brat summer @sum_mutz]

what the fuck is up with these hyper realistic dreams lately

[literal brat summer @sum_mutz]

shout out to @Aetna for not covering my emergency room visit when I had an emergency, and then telling the hospital that I will pay 70% of the bill which stopped my ability to negotiate the $5,000 that I still owe! Truly the best insurance ever

[literal brat summer @sum_mutz]

@KermithyFrog girl DM me your number I'll invite you to my Halloween party!!! I can only do it from phone numbers bc of the app I use

[literal brat summer @sum_mutz]

can't imagine having a husband who isn't this supportive

[literal brat summer @sum_mutz]

@Bigvirgo_ @_celia_bedelia_ @heckyessica @karenmulter @TheRyanHamilton I also doubt that! But if she suddenly had a bunch of unfollows for no reason at some point recently she should know that it's possible that I'm not the only person whose account randomly unfollowed and muted her since it could be a shadow ban and not just a fluke.

[literal brat summer @sum_mutz]

@_celia_bedelia_ @heckyessica @karenmulter @TheRyanHamilton I used to follow you and thought you stopped posting but just saw this reply was "from an account I muted" so I viewed it, I never unfollowed or muted you. Just thought you should know this in case your followers are going down and you're wondering why!

[literal brat summer @sum_mutz]

nothing like a super realistic dream about a dead loved one where you wake up before getting to spend more than a few moments together to fuck you up emotionally

[literal brat summer @sum_mutz]

just pulled into quickchek for gas and the guy comes over to my car saying "I'm just gonna jump in front of one of these cars and die then my sister's gonna use the insurance money to buy this place and make it a sonic, how's your day going" while laughing I'm obsessed with him

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@vocalcry I just looked at replies on the post and a lot of them also specifically have an issue with the fact that she has had sex with black men???? Sometimes I feel like we as a society are so cooked

[literal brat summer @sum_mutz]

anything is girly pop if you're brave enough

[literal brat summer @sum_mutz]

life update

[literal brat summer @sum_mutz]

Spotify is down and I'm hungover on a long drive I'm going to pass away

[Stefan Smith @TheStefanSmith]

Republican Party so regressive that a teen movie from the 90s has more compassion.