devon

I just wanna hug

[devon @sumduckshit]

Lmao having Covid and reading through my quarantine tweets… I’m giggling so hard at this

[devon @sumduckshit]

The vibrations of this vaporetto in Venice are really getting to my #pussy

[devon @sumduckshit]

Not tiktok reminding me to take my meds

[devon @sumduckshit]

Mack just said “we live in a society” to a Taco Bell worker

[devon @sumduckshit]

Apparently Dan Humphrey went to the phonecia diner and I didn’t even get to squeeze his butt

[devon @sumduckshit]

Always wait 1.25 billion hours for the gynecologist to look at my hoohaa and she doesn’t even appreciate my outfit :(

[yeetus @simpformangos]

happy mother’s day to her <3

[devon @sumduckshit]

How does subtweeting work I wanna be petty

[devon @sumduckshit]

I’ve been saying “mom come pick me up” a lot and I think it’s because I genuinely mean it

[devon @sumduckshit]

That’s all.

[devon @sumduckshit]

@P0PEFRANCES CORRECT

[kt @katiopolis]

dating men under 25 is self harm

[devon @sumduckshit]

@P0PEFRANCES IF THAT AINT IT

[devon @sumduckshit]

At long last, my numbs have nutted

[devon @sumduckshit]

@P0PEFRANCES Bruce get out

[devon @sumduckshit]

If there isn’t a second season of demon slayer...........

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

the next time everyone’s about to make a lot of money super easily could someone shoot me a text

[devon @sumduckshit]

@jupitersbihoe Yes yes and yes

[devon @sumduckshit]

@P0PEFRANCES Because gaming bro

[devon @sumduckshit]

@itsninnow GEMINI MOOOOON BABY