han! loves riley

live laugh love deez nuts @rilesmari

[han! loves riley @sumerrnitez]

missing the $5 footlong right now

[prolapsed catholic @chlumbucket]

It’s always the craziest bitch you’ve ever known getting her masters in social work

[⚞•⚟ @DieAnEarlyGrave]

daniel howell was SLEEPING WITH his radio cohost???? i thought bro just wrote self help books 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Abdul HQ @AbdulElSayedHQ]

That’s DOCTOR to you. ☺️

[Dr. Abdul El-Sayed @AbdulElSayed]

SSRIs are safe, effective, and save lives. More importantly, RFK Jr. has no medical background, could probably use a psych eval himself, and needs to GTFO of people's medical decisions.

[Dr. Abdul El-Sayed @AbdulElSayed]

ICE budget: $185,000,000,000
Iran war budget: $25,00,000,000
Israel aid budget: $3,500,000,000
Ballroom budget: $400,000,000

Your gas budget: ?
Your healthcare budget: ?
Your housing budget: ?

You’re paying the price for it all.

[lindsey @alysabubu]

??? Why the fuck would he do that? Please tell me she is in stable Condition.

[aya @applegod_]

Charlie Kirk hasn't said anything racist this year

[nikki🫶🏻 @enrgeticwarrior]

@AmazingPhil @danielhowell hand holding is reserved for Aprils fools ONLY!

[gabriel @crazysexydivine]

“live in the oval office”
trump in the oval office as every stream plays his flatline:

[olivia ✰ @crzyfast]

if our love’s insanity why are you my clarity

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

So infidelity at a Coldplay concert can make headline news but when my wife hooks up with one of The Chainsmokers on our son’s 8th Grade Field Trip it’s my fault for pushing the family away

[.em⁵⁹ Ψ @e52687811]

@tylerrjoseph ”After that… I’m not sure“

[adam chase @adamhchase]

new challenge for NYC residents just dropped

[h ౨ৎ ⋆₊˚⊹ ꕤ @tayhessgfs]

wait

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

ill die for FaZe Clan before i die for this country

[Dean Withers @itsdeaann]

Impeach 47.

[han! loves riley @sumerrnitez]

@rilesmari gay aaaa colleg

[Schlatt @jschlatt]

@TedNivison