Sumit Kumar

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[Blackp!lled H!ndu @listen2dil]

Gujarat’s second living two headed snake found 🔥

[Arun Bothra 🇮🇳 @arunbothra]

If your comedy depends on humiliating someone in the audience to make everyone else laugh, it isn’t clever comedy.

Making people laugh takes talent. Making one person the joke is easy.

The best humour leaves everyone laughing, including the person it is about.

[Raizer @RaizerSays]

"कुत्ता जब पागल होता है, तो सबसे पहले अपने मालिक को ही काटता है।"
~अज्ञात

[Sabeer Bhatia @sabeer]

My humble suggestion to the people of India: completely eliminate the practice of touching feet.

Respect should come from how we treat one another-not from rituals of submission. Touching feet reinforces age-old hierarchies based on age, status and power.

Respect should be earned, not performed.

[Sumit Kumar @sumitzz]

@gemsofbabus_ Beech ki stage will be like skip ad 😂

[Sumit Kumar @sumitzz]

@ranjona Ye kaisa james bond nikla 😂

[वरुण 🇮🇳 @varungrover]

टू थाउसैंड सैंतालिस में 

सुअर उड़ेंगे भाग जगेंगे 
हीरे मोती पेड़ लगेंगे 
पापी सब सॉरी बोलेंगे
ठग भी बिल्कुल नहीं ठगेंगे 

नक़ली दूध ना नकली नेता 
सब कुछ होगा खालिस में 
टू थाउसैंड सैंतालिस में। 

ट्रेन चलेगी गोली जैसी 
हर दुश्मन ही मित्र भी होगा 
पुलिस की गोली घाव करेगी 
लेकिन उसमें इत्र भी होगा 

अंदर से ख़ाली हो चाहे
सब चमकेगा पालिस में 
टू थाउसैंड सैंतालिस में।

#2047

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Unfortunately, we are being blocked by certain oligarchs in order to maintain their monopolistic chokehold on the Indian people. You can guess who they are …

This is a crime against the people of India!

[ravish kumar @ravish_journo]

ये तो प्रधानमंत्री पर सवाल उठा रहे हैं । प्रधानमंत्री किसी के दबाव में कहाँ आते हैं?

[vir sanghvi @virsanghvi]

At some stage Narendra Modi will realise that the longer this goes on the more it looks as though he is clinging on to Gyanesh because he needs him to rig elections for him.
His refusal to listen to the protesters has become counter productive

https://t.co/xVY7z2rOYL

[Sumit Kumar @sumitzz]

@zerodhamarkets Have you seen the prices 😂

[Sumit Kumar @sumitzz]

Netas + upsc cleared babus!!!

[vir sanghvi @virsanghvi]

Which idiot designed this elevated road? More important: which idiot approved the spending of tax payers money to further inconvenience tax payers?

[Shantanu @shantanub]

Nothing saddens me more for India than when I see these hypereducated IIT (sometimes+IIM) types go "saawan" & "pitripaksh" and Tuesday/Thursday veg crap. Then you realize why India needs more Dabholkars & Pansares to remove superstition from our society. Instead they are killed

[Mahua Moitra @MahuaMoitra]

Justice Sharma still not recused? Wth is going on with the judiciary? His son is @ecisveep lawyer getting fat fees from ECI & he is deciding CEC Gyanu’s daughter’s case? Gazab hai!

[Sumit Kumar @sumitzz]

@DwivediJohn Mid day meal in our schools automatically looks more appealing 😂

[Sumit Kumar @sumitzz]

@Mi_Marathi__ Honest appeal to IOC donot give olympics to India first we donot have clean air nor water plus cannot afford another scam!!

[Jess Margera @jessmargera]

Imagine being a kid and dying of measles, a disease we completely eradicated 27 years ago… because your parents watch Fox News and are as dumb as a fucking dickhead with a dickheaded brain

[Salman Soz @SalmanSoz]

This is outrageous!

According to this @IndianExpress report:

The Supreme Court created tribunals to protect voters wrongly deleted during West Bengal SIR.

The Election Commission provided a portal that judges say couldn't serve notices, couldn't hold virtual hearings, couldn't upload documents and couldn't even restore a voter after a Tribunal ordered restoration.

27.16 lakh voters were deleted. 38.31 lakh appeals (16.1 lakh by the ECI against inclusions). The judges themselves say the EC's system was obstructing the appeal process.

First you delete the voter. Then you make it difficult for the voter to get justice.

What kind of Election Commission runs an electoral system like this? At whose behest? We need answers!
@ECISVEEP @PMOIndia @kharge @RahulGandhi

[Ravi Nair @t_d_h_nair]

I repeat. RSS is the biggest threat to India, its unity, pluralism, secularism and the country’s democracy.
Every RSS foot soldier, whether it is Modi, Amit Shah, Gyanesh Kumar… you name them…
They are just pawns.
Most people shy away from saying this truth.

[rosh @funny_turd]

banned in India because it will hurt hindu sentiments