To all my childhood friends: we may not have kept in touch, but at least I’m not trying to sell you products from a pyramid scheme. That’s all I have going for me 🤷🏻♀️
so i know that here in the north, birds fly south for the winter... so does that mean places in the south get a CRAZY influx of birds during Oct-Feb????? How do they deal with it? Is this a stupid thought??
I was today years old when I realized that having a hair tie in your tight jeans back pocket looks like you have a condom in your back pocket. #themoreyouknow
This twitter post is def one day going to be on our future wedding website in the “Our Story” section, thank you all for joining me on Jan 6th for the best first date ever okay bye
Wait, Russell Sage is rebranding??? And it looks like THIS? Oh my gosh Sage, you have an entire graphic design department, what are you DOING. What does this represent??? Is the blue the River??? What’s with the taupe color now?? I need design ANSWERS.