Arianne Tong

all about that 'insincerely apologizing for my dog's poorly timed erections' life 💄 comedian, writer for @thebeaverton 🏳️‍🌈

[Arianne Tong @summeroftong]

let's all take a collective pause to remember that woody allen is a child molester...okay back to the the monarchy crumbling.

#AllenVFarrow #OprahMeghanHarry

[Arianne Tong @summeroftong]

@ccrook1974 100001% photoshopped and badly 🥲

[Arianne Tong @summeroftong]

@bensosawright Literally! 👏🏽 These people are built differently. Don't trust them.

[Geoffrey P. Johnston😎😷🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦💉 @GeoffyPJohnston]

What do sexism and ageism look like in Canadian journalism in 2022? Bell Media replacing a trailblazing 58 year old woman journalist as anchor of CTV's nightly national newscast with a less accomplished 39 year old man. #LisaLaFlamme

[Arianne Tong @summeroftong]

@jayemkayem This is accurate.

[Arianne Tong @summeroftong]

I mean, I'm not a stan or even a fan, but can't roast the man for making efficient use of time. I would ❤️ a 14 min commute. Let's drag the gov & industry for not evolving the transport technology fast enough to make travel efficient, ethical & A F F O R D I B L E

[CityNews Toronto @CityNewsTO]

Canadian rapper Drake is facing criticism after he used his private jet to fly 14 minutes from Toronto to Hamilton.

It's become a common trend for some celebrities.
https://t.co/LtKUrsHugv

[Arianne Tong @summeroftong]

@voxdotcom This article is blatantly biased and seems to ignore all the evidence uncovered by Depp’s team and witness testimony these last few weeks. As well as the recording of Amber reacting to Depp’s missing finger.

Suspicious that Heard changes her PR team and this article surfaces.

[Arianne Tong @summeroftong]

Elizabeth Holmes’ business philosophy: relax everyone - it’s not like we’re saving babies.

[Arianne Tong @summeroftong]

@amyschumer thank you so much for Life & Beth. I actually have no words - it’s perfect.

[Arianne Tong @summeroftong]

Hear me out: a Stan Lee biopic with @marcmaron as The Man.

[Danny Pellegrino @DannyPellegrino]

There are rumors that 👑Zoe Kravitz is with Channing Tatum, which means there’s a scenario in which a Kravitz family Thanksgiving dinner involves Channing, Jason Momoa, and Lenny Kravitz.

[Arianne Tong @summeroftong]

@matt_obrien those kirkland fries were ounbeatable. 🙌🏽 I have this shirt too!

[Arianne Tong @summeroftong]

DISNEY EXECS: "Sooo, bad news team - Peter's out...tell casting we're back to 7, not 6. Let's call Marty and get the contacts for the cutie in the bullseye scene, those guys are pros." 🤮

[Arianne Tong @summeroftong]

Neil Young at Spotify today:
#DeleteSpotify

[Arianne Tong @summeroftong]

@SteveRyanCP24 15 year olds are more than capable of watching siblings. It’s disgusting for people who have no idea who the parents are or what the situation is to be placing blame immediately when 1) they are going through unimaginable pain and 2) they likely already blame themselves.

[Arianne Tong @summeroftong]

@stalkingnatalie Thank you for the PSA. They hide it so deep in the do not disturb setting 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Arianne Tong @summeroftong]

@stalkingnatalie Wait it tells people that?!

[Arianne Tong @summeroftong]

Oh my god Lol no lies here.

[Marshana D. Ritchie @Marshanadahlia]

Seriously, what the f*ck was that???? Nah for real, @F1 what was that?

Let's see how this gets spun when @BoxToBoxFilms drops Drive To Survive next season, because I really can't with the outcome of the #AbuDhabiGP

[Arianne Tong @summeroftong]

Ben Affleck is literally Nick Dunne 🤦🏽‍♀️