Summer

Aspiring domestic goddess, trash TV addict, avid sci-fi/fantasy fan, and a LTYP CrossFitter

[Summer @summiezigg]

Joey BBQ has big orange cat energy. He’s best friend, troublemaker, and comedian! Trupanion means I get to enjoy all of his adventures without the scary “what if?”

Learn more about protecting your pet: https://t.co/vasmivxvnA

#truFame #contest #mainecoon #orangecat

[Summer @summiezigg]

Apparently, Bradford Pears don't stand a chance against 60 MPH winds. 👎🏼#overlandpark @fox4kc

[Summer @summiezigg]

Beautiful pirouettes, Bautista, but we're playing baseball here, not performing ballet. #youredoingitwrong #ALCS

[Summer @summiezigg]

@j0hnnyh Touché, Hochedaddy.

[Summer @summiezigg]

Things I actually said out loud today: "Roaring directly into someone's face is not a proper greeting."

[Summer @summiezigg]

@j0hnnyh Toddlers don't even know how good they have it! Kids these days...

[Summer @summiezigg]

It's such bullshit that adults don't get a mandatory after-lunch-nap like toddlers do.

[Summer @summiezigg]

@FitbitSupport Yes! It gives me a strange sequence that I've never seen before when charging. Very UFO-like. 👽

[Summer @summiezigg]

@fitbitsupport My Flex tracker isn't lighting up. I confirmed its stable, charged it, restarted it. No luck! Please help?

[Summer @summiezigg]

Is it just me, or does Seth Rogan have a muppet's voice?

[Summer @summiezigg]

Busted.

[Summer @summiezigg]

@j0hnnyh He was wearing a Santa hat, which is the "just right" level of flair this time of year.

[Summer @summiezigg]

Nothing says I put as little thought as possible into your gift like a scented candle.

[Summer @summiezigg]

Quit photoshopping other girls' heads on my body, Vicki's! #VSFashionShow

[Summer @summiezigg]

@j0hnnyh We always were mind twins, Hochedaddy!!

[Summer @summiezigg]

I wish I could Mortal Kombat myself and pull off my head and spine, straighten it out, and put it back.

[Summer @summiezigg]

@leahgabbert Joe Buck needs to keep it in his pants over Bumgarner! It's so offensive.

[Summer @summiezigg]

I'm stress-eating my body weight in candy over this game. #WorldSeries

[Summer @summiezigg]

@half8sian Duh!! However, it could be undone if you named a girl Yee Yee. Then she'd be a TV psychic.

[Summer @summiezigg]

STOP LICKING THAT TURTLE. #ThingsISaidOutLoudToday