saltydkstraight⁵

Prepare your backside for friendship. You shadowy, shovel weilding, shameless, sick, sinister, son of siamese salamander.

[saltydkstraight⁵ @sumofinfinity]

@RonnetteDoll @K1B0CyberSpace Liberal liberal liberal

[saltydkstraight⁵ @sumofinfinity]

@Impish_thing egg 👀👀👀 eggson 👀👀👀

[saltydkstraight⁵ @sumofinfinity]

@Impish_thing put him in his birthday suit for halloween

[saltydkstraight⁵ @sumofinfinity]

@er0tomaniac 😢

[saltydkstraight⁵ @sumofinfinity]

@AlarmclockCanon eggson sneak #NEEDDAT

[saltydkstraight⁵ @sumofinfinity]

@er0tomaniac *BUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPP* woah! haha... oops! didnt mean to be THAT loud.... sorry for making such a rukus! i... i really didnt mean it... did i ruin the mood...? heh... im sorry... :)

[saltydkstraight⁵ @sumofinfinity]

@Sanity_Ex this is gonna be my one and only follow up i already bought all the gem exchange crystals. Thats not that bad

[saltydkstraight⁵ @sumofinfinity]

@Sanity_Ex i have that shirt too kinda

[saltydkstraight⁵ @sumofinfinity]

I 👀 sense 👀 a 👀 presence 👀

[CookieRun: OvenBreak @CookieRunOBEN]

🎉 CookieRun: OvenBreak 10th Anniversary Special Project 🎉
Help us complete our story together! 💛

Show off precious moments from your everyday life where you've been brave and stepped out into the world, much like GingerBrave when he first burst out of the Oven! Your videos will come together to create a special ending video to celebrate 10 years of bravery in CookieRun: OvenBreak!

🎁 REWARDS
All Participants: 💎 1,000 Crystals + your nickname in the 10th Anniversary ending credits 📜
Best Video (10 winners): 💎 10,000 Crystals

📅 Event Period: September 30 – October 23, 2026, 11:59 PM (GMT+9)
📥 Join here! https://t.co/w6oWgog3nv

#CookieRun #OvenBreak #10thAnniversary

[Jojo 🖤 @josiah_awkward]

I had this tweet stuck in my head all day, I had to. #KirkMas

[🌐💿💙 @K1B0CyberSpace]

just watched lesbian space princess

and first ever to yume the straight white maliens with my yumesona whos also an straight white maliens but evil

doubles DNI

[saltydkstraight⁵ @sumofinfinity]

@popcrumbscrk that background................ is like........................... a butter squid reference

[4quest. ‘Nonbinary Takeoff’ ❤️🔱🖤 @thinkpiecetribe]

Do It For Her (Pearl’s Voice Actress Is MAGA Edition)

[saltydkstraight⁵ @sumofinfinity]

@AlarmclockCanon What's the answer ? ☺️

[Taran Fiddler @TFiddlerArt]

Super fun, commissioned werewolf piece for #WerewolfWednesday! #drawing 🐺👍

[John “The Neanderthal” Fetterman @CavemanSenator]

I piss red. I cum white. And I poop blue. God bless America

[saltydkstraight⁵ @sumofinfinity]

@geumgangmonk Ok bro both of these are embarrassing as hell and i knew they werent gonna make sense i just never see the big squid on my timeline and it scared the hell out of me

[saltydkstraight⁵ @sumofinfinity]

@geumgangmonk butter 😭😭😭 squid 😭😭😭 cookie 😭😭😭 most horrifying cookie of all time i scrolled past this post and it struck pure fear into my heart