kat paus

3-5 am are my favorite hours

[kat paus @sumthin_good37]

@chrisdelia so when you were leaving constitution hall, did you hear someone passing by on a scooter losing her shit because she got to see you leaving the venue? That was me. thank you for making my year

[kat paus @sumthin_good37]

Also if you’re born past ‘90 sit down and stay in your seats. That includes me. Music is forever. Classify music now but not the past. What have we grown on?

[kat paus @sumthin_good37]

The next time I hear Aerosmith is metal, I’ll fuckin Aerosmith up their ass.

[kat paus @sumthin_good37]

Gen z, you’ve done so much. And I applaud. But how dare you try to classify rock and it’s subsets. Sit down and learn.

[kat paus @sumthin_good37]

I'm a horrible person #truth

[kat paus @sumthin_good37]

@ehm_excuseme “All libras die of venereal disease.”

[kat paus @sumthin_good37]

So um, what’s up @chrisdelia with all this MeToo stuff?

[pug fieri @aCleanExecution]

Fucking SUCKS when your favorite comedian gets MeToo’d, but it sucks even more for the girls speaking out that will probably not be believed by the comedian’s fans because they want to be loyal. Fucking fuck @chrisdelia

[kat paus @sumthin_good37]

Leave. Now.

[SAY HER NAME @KhorkieT]

People are backing away now as I was leaving the police are advancing because they have now received the right to shoot protestors #pittsburghprotest

[kat paus @sumthin_good37]

@KendraK89389647 @RubgGerry @HilaryDuff I wanna know what @RubgGerry said tho

[kat paus @sumthin_good37]

Excogitate: adult v. grown.

[kat paus @sumthin_good37]

We all guess. That’s way adults still sometimes act like we’re 15 again. What’s the cut off?

[kat paus @sumthin_good37]

Guide to growing older: you’ll never fully have it “figured out”.

[kat paus @sumthin_good37]

Also how has twitter lasted this long.

[kat paus @sumthin_good37]

Why do I even tweet

[kat paus @sumthin_good37]

Hey wait this is our time to break the internet.

[kat paus @sumthin_good37]

Hey 90’s kiddos; were you expecting this shithole to happen? Should we even have kids?

[kat paus @sumthin_good37]

@cullenjsanchez @chrisdelia No

[kat paus @sumthin_good37]

You know when you’ve watched @chrisdelia’s stand up too much when you see his mannerisms onstage and you know what part the joke he’s on

[kat paus @sumthin_good37]

I am not proud to be white.