Madeline Valacaha

Bureaucrat.
History (esp. Civil War) geek. Healthcare and education is a human right.

[Madeline Valacaha @sumthingx2]

Same.

[Adam Rippon @AdamRippon]

I don’t tweet very often but when I do its every five minutes while the country sets itself on fire

[Madeline Valacaha @sumthingx2]

Can't make this up.

[PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes]

Trump supporter thinks Democrats put their plans to “steal” the 2020 presidential election inside of the 2011 movie Mean Girls 2.

[Madeline Valacaha @sumthingx2]

Anybody want to tell them that the Kennedys were Dems? Anybody?

[Katie Anderson Knapp @Katie44266]

On my daughter’s 10th birthday, she announced she was going to write a musical. She came out of her room an hour later with this. 😳 “Emma, how did you do this?” “It was already in me. I just had to listen.” @Lin_Manuel

[Madeline Valacaha @sumthingx2]

@POTUS Please forgive our loans!

[Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ @0liviajulianna]

I’m the Texas teenager who initiated the takedown of Greg Abbott’s Anti-Abortion tip- line. I’ve been in briefings with the White House, spoken with Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer, and mobilized Gen-Z voters across the country.

Can you help me get to 50K on twitter?

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

You know what Ketanji Brown Jackson lacks?

A $92,000 country club balance, $200,000 in credit card debt, and $1,200,000 mortgage — all of which were mysteriously paid off for Brett Kavanaugh by an anonymous benefactor who’s never been identified.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Russia thanks its GOP comrades.

[Secretary Antony Blinken @SecBlinken]

To the people of Russia: You deserve to live in peace and with dignity, just like Ukrainians. Just like people everywhere.

[Madeline Valacaha @sumthingx2]

Way to go Anonymous! Spill Vladdy Daddy's secrets!!

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING NEWS: In a major loss for Putin, hacker group Anonymous hacks and leaks the entire database of the Russian Ministry of Defense website. RT TO THANK ANONYMOUS!

[Madeline Valacaha @sumthingx2]

@HedwigGraymalk Same.

[Madeline Valacaha @sumthingx2]

@HedwigGraymalk Wow. I haven't known anyone to have that much passion for Hamburger Station.

[Madeline Valacaha @sumthingx2]

@koooooooogs Always liked O'Reillys better.

[Madeline Valacaha @sumthingx2]

Today is the first day ever that I have considered leaving teaching. It really hurts.

[Madeline Valacaha @sumthingx2]

@HedwigGraymalk

[Madeline Valacaha @sumthingx2]

Thank you to the county branch of the Republican party for sending me a list of your endorsed candidates. Now I know who NOT to vote for. #IdonotVoteForTheMinionsOfAnUmpalumpa #IPerferIke #WhereHaveAllTheGoodRepublicansGone?

[Madeline Valacaha @sumthingx2]

Therapist: what should you do when you are grieving?

Me: Keep myself insanely busy with tasks till I'm more exhausted than I already am so I don't feel sad.

Therapist: No...

[Madeline Valacaha @sumthingx2]

@HedwigGraymalk A typical 9/11 for me.

[Madeline Valacaha @sumthingx2]

@HedwigGraymalk Due to the amazing amount of gaslighting, don't know about my mom's side. Dads Uber catholic fam...another story

[Madeline Valacaha @sumthingx2]

@AaronParnas

[Madeline Valacaha @sumthingx2]

@MJKingMEd Mine always find me...😒