Allison de Haas

On my way to steal your koozie

[Allison de Haas @sun__peach]

On a date recently the guy walked me to my car; next to my tire was a beer koozie soaking and muddy. Without shame, I picked that bitch up and put it in my car. And idk I guess if you're really passionate about something, you shouldn't let the watchful eyes of strangers deter you

[*screams into the void* @alexcollyard]

had to tell my mom i wasn’t coming home for xmas 😔

[Allison de Haas @sun__peach]

Watching Chicago for the first time in adulthood, and I’m having recovered memories of chair dancing in my room at the age of 10 with this soundtrack on repeat. Adult Allison could never

[michael yagoobian @meatballcannon]

40 year old Kenny when two 20 year olds are fighting over him #bachelorinparadise

[Bennett’s Jawline @BennettJawline]

Me trying to get out of awkward work situations #thebachelorette #BacheloretteABC

[reality steph🌹 @realitybysteph]

you know who wasn’t an actor and is a verified DILF #TheBachelorette #TheBacheloretteFinale #atfr

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Yes, Amazon workers did pay for this - with lower wages, union busting, a frenzied and inhumane workplace, and delivery drivers not having health insurance during a pandemic.

And Amazon customers are paying for it with Amazon abusing their market power to hurt small business.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Shout out to all the legislators going out on dinner dates with Exxon lobbyists so they can say a Green New Deal is too expensive 👍🏽

[Racism Watchdog @RacismDog]

BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

[cher vincent @chermusings]

Lol the men forming a union, we love to see collective bargaining #TheBachelorette

[alia @realitysnob]

*ring, ring* Hello? Behavioral Analysis Unit? I got your guy #TheBachelorette

[bitchy bachelorette @bachelor_fan101]

i can do that for you greg #TheBachelorette

[Reality_Check @Realitty_Check]

This is really Tayshia & Kailyn rn #bachelorette

[alien peach @taxtherichh]

pro tip: if you got strict parents start rebelling young so you set and lower expectations otherwise you’re gonna be 20 asking your mum if you can dye your hair

[📚Lydia M. Sigwarth📚 @LibraryLydia]

When you were 11 did you hand-write 3 chapters of the first book of a planned trilogy and then completely forget about it until you discovered the notebook as an adult and were horrified or were you normal

[Dr. Marcus H. Johnson @marcushjohnson]

Why are people so mad about people wearing masks outside? If they want to wear masks after the biggest mass death event in the US in generations, let them. Why does someone else wearing a mask bother you? Do you get mad when other people wear their seatbelt?

[Dr. Val Collins (he/him) @DrCollins1312]

on my way home- a pack of UMN frat boys just yelled " hey! we'll beat the sh*t out of you P*ssy F*ggot"- I don't know what possessed me to to reply "EXCUSE me?! first it's DOCTOR p***y f****t to you BAbee & 2ndly a hate crime?! on a Thursday?!- ew (smh) no".

[Natalie Wynn @ContraPoints]

Hate to be a vaxx tweeter but I’m a Pfizer girl now