I’ve missed every England game through work but I genuinely can’t watch now incase I jinx it. You’ll be delighted to learn I’m working tonight and Sunday... ITS COMING HOME ⚽️🏠
Oo look at us we're Sweden we've got a good quality of life and a highly developed welfare state, piss off with your delicious meatballs you furniture-loving, Volvo-driving bastards. Can't wait for Maguire to put a dent in your hopes and dreams with his massive tooty frooty head
Dirtiest Team In All Of World Cup History:
20. It
19. Would
18. Be
17. Massively
16. Harsh
15. To
14. Judge
13. Different
12. Eras
11. Tackling
10. In
9. The
8. 70s
7. Was
6. A
5. Very
4. Different
3. Game
2. Innit?
1. Colombia in 2018
#ENGCOL
Remember, the Tories will probably try and do something shit while we're all in a hungover haze tomorrow; sell children's organs to the Chinese, privatise fresh air, etc. Can someone stay sober and keep an eye on it? #ENGCOL
I lowkey be feeling real bad for not calling & checking up on people & then I realize the phone goes both fucking ways & ain’t nobody checking up on me.
Oh no!! Now people know I have asthma!! You're an idiot. We should talk about how your bro fucked your ex girlfriend while you guys were dating https://t.co/f3Zbk0sSGp