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[Paul Rudnick @PaulRudnickNY]

Lauren Boebert has denied reports claiming she's had sex with 3 staff members. Boebert explained, "As a Mom and a member of congress, I only have sex with men in theaters, lobbyists and random strangers I point to on the street"

[Dr. Dave @drdave1999]

The American people spent years claiming that Trump was “playing 4D chess.”

He’s a complete fraud. A moron, a coward, a malignant narcissist, and a serial sex abuser.

Unfortunately, our electorate is no better, and idolize him for being “one of them.”

Stupidity is everywhere.

[Paul Rudnick @PaulRudnickNY]

Lauren Boebert is preparing for:
- A staff meeting at a local motel
- A private session with the judge regarding her kids' latest arrests
- Her date with Kash Patel and the Care Bears
- An evening at the theater with Corey Lewandowski
- A parent-teacher conference in her car

[Brown Eyed Susan @smc429]

Well, there you have it...

[Dr. Dave @drdave1999]

Sarah Matthews, Trump’s former dep. press sect’y, said, “An 80-year-old president is spending a ridiculous amount of time reposting endless AI fan fiction portraying him as the biggest, strongest, most important person alive. We’re genuinely watching his brain rot in real time.”

[NoelCaslerComedy @caslernoel]

“POTUS and MAGA, Inc. should be covered as a criminal enterprise not an ongoing democratic administration.

45-47 has taken our country hostage and half the media is still playing along like it is normal. This is part of the reason the truth of our decline is still hidden from a hardheaded third of U.S. voters.

When reality catches up with them it will be a rude awakening. We are being robbed of the ability to make ourselves more American; to take advantage of the vast national beauty and resources of this abundant and fertile land.

You could grow up poor and be culturally rich in this land only a few generations ago.

I crossed this country more than once in a used car with my single mom in the late 1970s of my youth; sleeping like a prince under the desert stars or in some exotic national forest out west.

The birthright of freedom, to explore and revel in that grandeur and beauty that belongs to us all. I can’t think of a consistently better investment than the National Park Service. Could anything be more worthy of protection than nature itself?

The grandest of monuments to our country’s exceptionalism has always been our environment.

Its close second has always been our performing arts, and it is no accident the most uncultured and deeply unsophisticated of presidents would spend his second term attacking the Kennedy Center.

The Trump clan are not folks who sit around reading literature or going to museums.

I doubt Trump has ever visited a National Park either, (though I am sure Don Jr. has poached a few endangered species in them).

Our prez does not have a refined palette, he serves his guests meatloaf and frozen shrimp and calls it a classy affair. Ketchup is a vegetable in his world. Culturally POTUS embodies the Reagan era retreat from the arts that the GOP saw as a cynical strategy to bifurcate their constituents from the own humanity.” https://t.co/dnReactvJs

[Sundwoman @sundlisaj]

Required reading. This is 100% accurate and the media has to answer for it.

[NoelCaslerComedy @caslernoel]

“Every awful thing I observed working around the Trump family on Celebrity Apprentice seems to be front and center this week; from the revelations that a Russian oligarch and Putin enforcer paid for and was a guest at Don Jr.’s most recent wedding celebration, to the fracas over the Kennedy Center and Trump banning news agencies from the White House grounds.

No man in American history has benefited more from media saturation, or received more preferential treatment from the U.S. corporate media establishment than Donald Trump.

Most major media brands are headquartered in New York City - where the future POTUS presided over bankruptcies, built eponymous towers with mobsters and ran an extensive sex-trafficking operation at the same time that he owned beauty pageants. Nevertheless the media mostly focused on The Donald’s divorces for the first forty-years of his public life.

When he ran for president in 2016, they chose to focus on Hillary Clinton’s email history over delving deeply into a stimulant-addicted, lifelong sexual predator who was barely literate and lied about every facet of his business and personal life.

Networks found Trump’s shtick charming and irresistible - and rewarded him with wall-to-wall coverage that continues to this day. They gave a pass to Melania, who was able to get away with a self-proclaimed ‘former supermodel’ backstory that wouldn’t hold up to the slightest scrutiny - nor would her relationship with Ghislaine Maxwell and ties to Jeffrey Epstein.

Remember Mel’s bizarre press conference in April? Of all the stories to not follow up on, FLOTUS and the Epstein files seems like it deserved further investigation.” https://t.co/dnReacsXTU

[Ellen Barkin @EllenBarkin]

Do not fuck with @KatiePhang

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

A bombshell sworn complaint filed with the House Ethics Committee alleges that Rep. Lauren Boebert had a sexual relationship with her district director, including encounters in her congressional office, a car, and campaign-funded hotel rooms.

Even more explosive: the complaint alleges that roughly $200,000 changed hands after the staffer threatened to take the matter to the Ethics Committee.

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

“Sorry I chewed through the door, Mr. President. No one knew where you were for eleven minutes.”

“I was hiding from you.”

“You always make me laugh. That’s why I’m your number one fan.”

[Sundwoman @sundlisaj]

@davidhogg111 I predict that unicorns will roam the streets

[Sundwoman @sundlisaj]

@anyonewantchips Didn’t there used to be jail time for collaborating with the enemy?

[Covie @covie_93]

BREAKING: mcconnell's office releases photo of the kentucky senator chatting with lawmkers after he returned to the Senate today.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

He is Putin’s bitch.

[Dr. Dave @drdave1999]

Notice that when MAGA created this latest disgusting image of stolen valor, they neglected to show Trump cowering in a catering truck, as he actually did a few weeks ago— like the pathetic little bitch that he really is.

[NoelCaslerComedy @caslernoel]

“The President of the United States has more affinity and now a larger alliance with Vladimir Putin and President Xi than he does with Canada.

POTUS is spending the weekend at his private golf course in Doonbeg, Ireland while his war in Iran escalates and threatens to spread further conflict in the region, most notably between Saudi Arabia and Yemen.

Donald’s every action as POTUS has weakened the American economy and the institutional infrastructure of our nation; now he is going after the free press and universities.

He has attacked and gutted cultural institutions to appease his ‘Cracker Barrel’ constituency of reactionary white supremacist, Christofascist goons.

The current cabal are now seeking to give generational power to the MAGA movement by rigging elections and naming a successor to the Trump throne, if he even leaves. My guess is that DJT never leaves DC under his own power.

He has a DOJ that has been turned into his own private law firm and supplicant, genuflecting GOP Congress. All of this has added up to an undermining and betrayal of American values and the peace and security we would hope to achieve in the world.” https://t.co/4poyWTcOJn

[Sigurdur Nordal @essenviews]

Nap Time At a 9/11 Memorial Day Service

[Sundwoman @sundlisaj]

@sirDukeDevin Well, maybe a port o potty

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

Every time