🇺🇦🕊 🌝 Sönia 🌈

#Bekind family first 💞.... music is the answer🎶 ...#foreverravers 💃🕺... gin connoisseur #livealifetoremember

[Growing Up Retro @GrowingUpRetro]

Forty years ago, nobody carried water everywhere. You left the house at 8 AM with absolutely no hydration strategy whatsoever.

Somehow you survived until dinner without a 40-ounce emotional-support tumbler.

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

Things that fucking piss me off — Part 126 —

People who wait until the cashier gives them the total to start looking for their wallet.

What the fuck did you think was gonna happen? You’ve been standing here the whole time.

That’s it. That’s the post.

[John Barrowman MBE @JohnBarrowman]

What a fucking asshole.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

The fun thing about the constant heatwaves this summer is that I haven’t had a decent sleep since May.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

British reaction to an eclipse: “Was that it?”

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Such a blatant fucking lie.

[Emir Han @RealEmirHan]

Sam Neill recreating the iconic Jurassic Park scene is pure cinema. 😂

[🇺🇦🕊 🌝 Sönia 🌈 @sunlovingson]

@Hoorain154 1975

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

I actually muttered the words “it’s a bit chilly” this morning. Felt nice to say that again.

[🇺🇦🕊 🌝 Sönia 🌈 @sunlovingson]

@TheCinesthetic Thoroughly modern Millie ..love her in that 😍

[🇺🇦🕊 🌝 Sönia 🌈 @sunlovingson]

@SqSehrish Twine ..twin ..twinkle..

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

What British people have in their freezers:

-Frozen peas (some in a bag, some rolling around loose)
-Full bag of oven chips
-Another bag with three oven chips left in it
-Tupperware half-filled with unidentified brown stuff
-Half a scoop of mash potato that you saved for some reason
-An empty box that used to contain ice lollies that fools you every time you look in it but you still don’t throw it away
-Bag of hash browns
-Some sort of meat joint (possibly lamb) from 2014
-A near-empty ice cream tub
-Something that might be chilli or might be bolognese but you didn’t label it
-Some party food from three Christmases ago
-An empty bag that used to contain ice cubes
-A pack of chicken or fish that you needed to eat but you chucked it in the freezer because you ordered a takeaway instead
-One drawer that doesn’t open anymore

[🇺🇦🕊 🌝 Sönia 🌈 @sunlovingson]

@Suzierizzo1 David Bowie

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

When you park in an empty car park and someone comes and parks in the spot right next to you. What is wrong with these people?!

[Selina j 🧚🏻🌙⚒ @OfSelina]

I would say this is probably the greatest joke ever written for the sheer fact of how many times your Dad or Granddad has said this line when an ambulance or Police car goes by with its sirens on

[🇺🇦🕊 🌝 Sönia 🌈 @sunlovingson]

@Noirchick1 1 all the way ..

[🇺🇦🕊 🌝 Sönia 🌈 @sunlovingson]

@Matt_Pinner A swede

[🇺🇦🕊 🌝 Sönia 🌈 @sunlovingson]

@_MikeMcCartney_ Can spot Harry Secombe and Kim wildes dad?