sanaa x

[x__x @bpdsins]

my dream relationship is one where i can be a princess and a dictator at the same time

[cj- @cjnieI]

I love that 1 second preview of your photo where it looks beautiful right before ur iphone deep fries it

[Cara Lisette @CaraLisette]

Hope you’re all enjoying your AI fruits and having ChatGPT write your shopping lists

[Terry Hague @TezzaBelle88]

30° abroad: “let’s explore this town.”

30° in the UK: “I may not survive this Sainsbury’s trip.”

[ana @shivlestat]

somehow the most progressive yet the most offensive show at the same time. there’ll never be another one like it.

[Jessy_szn💕 @Astro_jessie]

When you realise you cannot skip work the way you skipped classes

[em @emily_oconnelll]

can you imagine being on x factor back in the day and going to dublin with louis walsh instead of the other judges houses in malibu and barbados I’d actually kill myself

[Zee✰ @zeeuntitled]

he looks like he has a £14.50 burger (fries not included) for me in hackney

[corb @awshuqs]

actually it’s called dosemaxxing but i wouldn’t expect a beta like you to know that

[daniela molloy @diandrasdiandra]

the concept of 60 minutes australia sending out their hottest reporter as a way to play mind games with the looksmaxer

[Hughes-on-the-Wold @NotThatHughes]

When you see your taxes being spent on feeding children instead of bombing them.

[𝗦𝗮𝗺☆ @LFC_Sam__]

Wolverhampton Wanderers

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

“can't wait to go home, i have a lot to do” me as soon as I get home

[🦇 avenue @avenuuu]

in my elementary school class the better you were at the cup song the more value you had as a human. if you couldnt cup song you meant nothing.

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

when you wake up thinking it's few minutes before your alarm goes off but it's actually the middle of the night

[• @yducknow]

how I felt after putting “etc” next to the only example I could come up with

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

i just accidentally closed a tab i meant to read 2 years ago

[jayne✿ @jayneiskool]

people my age are having babies and getting engaged and i’m over here worried about not reading enough books this month

[bhnso @bhnso]

continuing to read a book i’m hating but at least it’ll count in my reading goal

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

A good club sandwich really is life changing. I still think about one I ate in 2001.