joe kerr

for sale: clown shoes, never worn

[joe kerr @sunnotzu]

@nkulw iNcEnTiVeS MaTtEr

[joe kerr @sunnotzu]

@Jon_Mackenzie

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💙🤍 EXCLUSIVE: Brighton agree surprise deal to sign Pascal Groß from Borussia Dortmund, here we go!

Permanent transfer agreed with #BHAFC and comeback imminent with medical to follow in next 48h.

Pascal Gross, back to Brighton. 🔙

[joe kerr @sunnotzu]

@tom_on_here

[Metropolitan Police @metpoliceuk]

We will robustly defend our decision to require officers and staff to declare if they are Freemasons.

Our response to the decision by the Grand Lodge of England to seek an injunction blocking the implementation of the policy is below.

[Manchester United @ManUtd_Es]

Gol de Grimsby.

[AI @nonewthing]

Arsenal are the most inevitable team in the world when a goal up.

They look untouchable. The organization, the pressing, the confidence.

These guys just need another world-class attacker and they will eat the world.

[@persicking.bsky.social @perbj]

Ren fascism.

[Ali Esbati @aliesbati]

Kolla på bilden! Den vanligaste åldern på dödade palestinier är fem. Israels rätt att försvara sig mot femåringar alltså. https://t.co/cRyMP96IKT

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Shaq: We shook ourselves asleep every night. Blood on the cracked dash of a Pontiac. Blood in the cracks, blood in the vents. Blood pouring out the exhaust as we threw it in drive. Four hands on the wheel and no past to remember.

Chuck: I know yo big ass ain’t fit in no Pontiac

[Listen to Online Boy on Spotify or else (threat) @realonlineboy]

This is so weird. Jimmy Carr has rebranded himself as “Jimmy Car”??

[BAZAKE @BazakeMedia]

🚨 | MUSIC NEWS: Sleaford Mods has been officially unveiled as Sir Keir Starmer's "Sound of the Summer". Starmer described the Nottingham duo as "punk at its absolute finest". The LOTO also indicated that his toolmaker father "would almost certainly have boogied along to them".

[joe kerr @sunnotzu]

@KarlssonMax @alittamakim Fatta pinsamt om du satt bredvid en kollega!

[Carl Anka @Ankaman616]

This could be the 0-0 of the season. Does such a thing exist?

[j @jrc1921]

'Another one was increasing income tax for the top 5% of earners'

'We're in a different situation now. I think we have the highest tax burden since World War Two'

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Rick Ross: Bury me with all my bitches like I’m Tutankhamen. I hear the voice of Malcolm X as I remove the condom (White bitch). I hear the voice of Rosa Parks and put the Rolls in park. I hear the voice of God, Allah be with me through the dark.

Meek Mill: I remember noodles🤦‍♂️

[münecat @munecatmusic]

I went to Oxford with some friends to find out how some rather mundane traffic calming measures had blown up into a huge conspiracy theory -

15 Minute Cities: the Weirdest Conspiracy to Hit the UK

Link in replies!

[James Farrar @jamesfarrar]

The food recipients checked their order but something was amiss. They wanted to ask Mohammed & pointed to his bag. I asked if they had no humanity. They then stepped over Mohammed & went upstairs to dine on the incomplete order Mohammed may have given his life to deliver them. 8/

[Hanif Bali @hanifbali]

Elon Musk presenterade nyligen sin nya raket BFR - den kan transportera lika många som en A380 och går på ren syre - den är helt återanvändningsbar och kan användas både för långdistansflyg och rymdresor. Jorden runt på 1 timme. Färdig 2022.

Verkar som att @skyttedal får rätt.