kelly (tomato cultivator) 🌻

wildflowers don't care where they grow (she/her)

[kelly (tomato cultivator) 🌻 @sunnydaisy6]

✨my fic✨

(a thread)

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Idiot son, legacy a mess, tuition fees piling up, but he was using his purple shampoo

[kelly (tomato cultivator) 🌻 @sunnydaisy6]

I am 9 seasons deep into a Vanderpump Rules maternity leave binge and phew the drama

[kelly (tomato cultivator) 🌻 @sunnydaisy6]

@goldcaught thank youuuu she is the best! Except she has no idea where Kate is 🥲

[kelly (tomato cultivator) 🌻 @sunnydaisy6]

bb girl arrived safely a few weeks back and we’ve been investigating Kate’s disappearance from the couch in our pajamas WE WILL FIND HER

[kelly (tomato cultivator) 🌻 @sunnydaisy6]

what a time to be on maternity leave

Ima go find Kate Middleton

[kelly (tomato cultivator) 🌻 @sunnydaisy6]

more personal news:

it’s a girl 😊🩷

[kelly (tomato cultivator) 🌻 @sunnydaisy6]

Some personal news:

Baby #2 is on the way 😊

[kelly (tomato cultivator) 🌻 @sunnydaisy6]

@goldcaught I paced the aisles and shook my head at the people huddled around the glass doors but yes aside from the stress we’re fine!

To be a 1 year old who has no idea what’s going on!

[kelly (tomato cultivator) 🌻 @sunnydaisy6]

Things I do not recommend: hiding out from a tornado in a Piggly Wiggly 9 hours from home on your beach vacation

0/5 stars!

[kelly (tomato cultivator) 🌻 @sunnydaisy6]

@richiegekko

[kelly (tomato cultivator) 🌻 @sunnydaisy6]

hi my baby turns one in like a week and it’s impossible because he has both always been here and also just got here like four days ago

[kelly (tomato cultivator) 🌻 @sunnydaisy6]

approved the proof for my baby’s FIRST?!? BIRTHDAY?!!!! party?!!!!!

[Taniel @Taniel]

It’s frustrating that the NYT is writing an article like this, “Who is?”, because where was the NYT when this election was unfolding last year?

It was a critically important race & a huge racial justice battle — but crickets! NYT & national pubs just kept writing on *smaller* SF

[kelly (tomato cultivator) 🌻 @sunnydaisy6]

I need yall to know that my city ousted a GOP "tough on crime" DA last year in favor of a bail reformist Democrat.

Obviously we can't know, but I am fairly confident Weirich would have not indicted these 5 officers as quickly as Mulroy (which was still not normal-people quick)

[kelly (tomato cultivator) 🌻 @sunnydaisy6]

I will not be watching the video if Tyre Nichols’s murder. I highly encourage everyone to turn off auto play.

May he rest.

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

The Onion continues to not miss

[April @ReignOfApril]

I’m getting word from several people that the Tyre Nichols video is bad. Like… worse than we’ve seen in a long time, and that’s saying something.

A reminder that you can turn off video Auto-Play in your Settings. You don’t owe anyone anything. You don’t have to watch.

[Bolu Babalola @BeeBabs]

Meg really loves Harry down because the way I would have quit on day 1. Everything aside I'm lazy. What do you mean marrying you is a JOB

[kelly (tomato cultivator) 🌻 @sunnydaisy6]

But at least now I know I can survive in Mad Max Fury Road

[kelly (tomato cultivator) 🌻 @sunnydaisy6]

ya girl got LASIK

I can see!

[kelly (tomato cultivator) 🌻 @sunnydaisy6]

also I am never doing that shit again holy terrifying