sad pixie

no rest for the sexy ☀︎ she/her/idiot

[paige @clrmontreyqs]

2020 as told by schitt’s creek

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

There are times when I kiss and hug my son because I love him, and there are times I do it so 70 years from now he doesn't run for the presidency out of vainglorious spite and then kill 150,000 people because taking advice emasculates him.

[sad pixie @sunshineandsuch]

my husband introducing me to his coworkers:

[Asma Nizami 🇵🇸 @asmaresists]

I personally think it's really cool how we all went from learning how to make banana bread to learning how to abolish the police in a matter of weeks

[sad pixie @sunshineandsuch]

@emiiphernelia “ugh this week has been so emotionally draining for me. let me tell you how hearing about poc’s experience with racism has affected me personally. 💔💔💔”

[sad pixie @sunshineandsuch]

to those of you on the edge of your seat, most dermatologists say 1-2x weekly is enough.
looks like i’m right in the sweet spot. 🛁

[sad pixie @sunshineandsuch]

never thought i’d be googling “how often do i need to shower” but here we are

[Pastor Ben @BenjaminPDixon]

Police should not have more funding than teachers.

[gaming disorder pawg @roun_sa_ville]

thread of police violating the Geneva convention

[sad pixie @sunshineandsuch]

never thought i’d be googling “how often do i need to shower” but here we are

[sad pixie @sunshineandsuch]

Farty Girl - StaySolidRocky

[Unfiltered Mama 💗✌️ @UnfilteredMama]

Change 1 letter in a song title to make it about you.

Me: Queen - Flat Bottom Girls

[sad pixie @sunshineandsuch]

it’s very telling of modern christianity when the new veggie tales are like 10x more problematic than the classic ones. 🙃

[sad pixie @sunshineandsuch]

@JasonBruceMusic The Peepies

[sad pixie @sunshineandsuch]

.@JasonBruceMusic told me that when he’s too hot at night the first thing he does is uncover his feet. just leaves em out for any ole demon to grab.
this coming from the man who puts on his shoes sock-shoe-sock-shoe.

wtf kind of psycho did i marry

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Choosing to pronounce Obamagate like it's a Japanese word

[sad pixie @sunshineandsuch]

one thing that’s always bugged me about toxic diet culture is how people will say that the ‘bad’ foods on their plate “cancel out” the ‘good’ foods.
like... no??
just bc you put dressing on your salad doesn’t negate the vitamins & nutrients! it just makes it taste good. 🥗

[sad pixie @sunshineandsuch]

also, he doesn’t even DO anything in this ‘footage’
when i was a kid my dad & i would wander into random construction ALL THE TIME because he loves his craft & wanted to see how other contractors were building.

but he’s white.
so it’s ok.

[sad pixie @sunshineandsuch]

my dad was a construction worker for most of my youth & he would find people stealing lumber all.the.time.

did he call the cops? no. this just happens. 🤷🏻‍♀️
if they were murdered in cold blood, did he try to justify it because they were a ‘thief’? NO

you racist piece of garbage

[sad pixie @sunshineandsuch]

omfg i vacuumed today
WTF kind of tired stereotype have i become 😭😭😭

[Unfiltered Mama 💗✌️ @UnfilteredMama]

Happy Mother’s Day to everyone who had to vacuum before even getting a hot cup of coffee today. 🌸

[sad pixie @sunshineandsuch]

i’ve said this before & i’ll say it again
AND. HE. MUST. FEED.

[WorshipBot3000 @WorshipBot3000]

The King Is Hungry