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if i was a bird, i already know who i would shit on

[Mariko - Sama @Rockstarway1]

When you're not micromanaged at work you realize there's actually no reason to work all 8 hours of the day

[Kaze @Evren_sszn]

“Time to lock in” - me at 3pm when my shift started at 9am

[Cinthia @cinthiasustaeta]

I wanna quit my job to focus on going to the gym in the mornings instead

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

“i asked chat gpt” well i asked tupac & he said that’s why he fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker

[Drebae @Drebae_]

This how i feel when I open someone's story and it says 5s ago:

[Nyra ✧ @Giftyjf1]

This is my first time ever seeing a baby buffalo lmaoo

[kat @yslnadi]

when you finally understand that it didn't work because you would have hated that life

[umi @partynplatforms]

u miss gym for 2 weeks and it’s like you’ve never lifted a day in your life omg

[Great Teddy @M4Mogul]

@dqveed Teeth only gives you chance till you're 10. Then you have to be careful for the rest of your life

[Tanaya @tanaya_0510]

Ages when you suffer a lot:

17
23
27

[Jasmine('s boobs hurt) @Ranting_Trans]

I know his cousins probably fucking hate him

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

A couple left for vacation and waved goodbye to their cat—only to check their security camera later and discover the cat had also waved goodbye back to them 💔

[k @ysljennii]

whoever invented beds was a fucking genius. i’m just all cozied up in here, like you don’t even know how cozy i am

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

I love when someone I barely talk to has me in their close friends on IG because I never know how I made the cut, but okay okay. Your secret is safe with me, bestie.

[Path of Men @PathOfMen_]

technology should've stopped right there

[g @34rths]

Everything really did pass and I am okay again

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

This is my first time ever seeing a baby buffalo

[Yunie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა @ppleinthedark]

Me trying to move in silence https://t.co/j5vTE2H5mz

[jynx @miiagarro]

actually no one see you at your WORST like your coworkers do