Cierra Irwin

[Cierra Irwin @sunshinepiphany]

James: this whole day my emotion was thrilled

[Cierra Irwin @sunshinepiphany]

Pinstagram

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@TeamTrump Trump is literally a billionaire. Why should we be asked time and time again to donate any money to one of the richest people on the planet??

[Cierra Irwin @sunshinepiphany]

James: why am I eating this bone?? (A lollipop)
Me: Are you pretending to be Giganto?
James: No electric train! I’m pretending to be myself!

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@dontblameklara -now you hang from my lips like the gardens of Babylon
-and I still talk to you when I’m screaming at the sky

[Cierra Irwin @sunshinepiphany]

Me: “Can you hand me a bag clip?”
Brett: “What’s a back clip?”
Me: “A bag clip.”
Brett: “I was close I was only missing one continent…. constant…. consonant.”

[Cierra Irwin @sunshinepiphany]

Me: “James are you done eating or not yet?”
James: “Yet.”

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@ErasTourResell @TheSpaceGal @khalizzzie

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James: *in the car* “You guys are my drivers.”

[Cierra Irwin @sunshinepiphany]

James: *to the person who came to fix our tv on night one of our Disney Cruise* “Ummmm that’s an add.”

[Cierra Irwin @sunshinepiphany]

I swear I’m not drunk I’m just passing 300 snacks back to my two year old.

[Cierra Irwin @sunshinepiphany]

Husband: “Today James almost counted to thirty! He missed a few letters.”

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My allergies are starting to cry.

[Cierra Irwin @sunshinepiphany]

My dad thinks Lightning McQueen’s name is Steve McQueen to the extreme frustration of my two year old.

[Cierra Irwin @sunshinepiphany]

Me: “Are you two good with Alex while I go get ready for bed?”
My mom: “I sure are.”

[Cierra Irwin @sunshinepiphany]

Two year old playing dr: “Charlie is the Mommy and Thomas is the Daddy.”
Me: “Is Charlie a girl?”
Two year old: “No Charlie is a mommy.”

[Cierra Irwin @sunshinepiphany]

Husband: “You know what kind of music you liked when you were a little baby? You liked Hawaiian music!”
Two year old: “Hawaiian music? Like lions and tigers!”

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Husband: “We shall bring home a baby in a beanie. A beanie baby. And he shall be ours.”

[Cierra Irwin @sunshinepiphany]

Husband: *on the way to the hospital* “I don’t have a hat. That’s okay we’ll bring home a beanie baby.”

[Cierra Irwin @sunshinepiphany]

Me: “Why is there a Pete the Cat book on our dresser?”
Husband: “Same reason there’s a Gruffalo book in our garage.”