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[Swanbag 🎒 @supdylann]

Made it on the news YEEWWWWW 🍻🍀 https://t.co/b8AllABhZV

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

im in the mood for chicks to have another one of those hot girl summers again this year

[Seth Dillon @SethDillon]

Here’s South Park mocking the insane idea that men can actually become women. This clip is from 2005.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

The year is 2072. Pastrnak, Bergeron, and Marchand are still playing. The ice at TD Garden is made out of Dunkin’ Donuts cold brew. The game puck is colored white. Krejci just came back from a 25 year stint in the Czech League. Jack Edwards is somehow the coach. They win the cup.

[Louisa @weezy__f_baby]

Hello @patagonia please consider making these fleece overalls for adults, I too would like the level of comfort offered to toddlers

[s*d @06fordexplorer]

good morning to everyone except people who do professional photo shoots with their boyfriends for no reason every time i see one i’m like oh shit she’s pregnant but nope just two regular people in flannels kissing or something with an amber instagram filter

[jame @kloogans]

i bet couples who go bird watching together fuck pretty hard after they see a rare bird

[BaskingBall1 @nikingjutdoit1]

litening to Tame and paula

[Steve @thahumorguy]

my girl angry i havent replied to her selfie yet. hold on shawty im tryna figure out how to spell georges 😭😭

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Eating ass is not a crime.

[Fredo @FredoInDaCut995]

Boyfriend that drives 🤝 Girlfriend that sits pretty and gives bad directions

[sativa diva @lil_heartache]

she’s a 10 but u must tell her good morning and goodnight or she think u hate her

[teryn @youngtiddy]

i pee after sex scenes in movies too just to be safe

[Discount Alex Russo 🔮 @si_yonce]

Bad day to love creampies

[Santa’s Danto @SandyDanto]

Oh, you didn’t have any taste before Covid either, honey

[HEART ATTACK MAN @HeartAttackMane]

Turnstile tiny desk concert is the first step we all needed to get to Knocked Loose tiny desk concert. Now it’s no longer a matter of if, it’s when.