Sandy Prior

Inner ramblings of a jaded mind. Muse. SoA.

[Sandy Prior @super5nova]

Sometimes I run my tongue where my wisdom teeth used to be and I miss them.

[Washington State DOT @wsdot]

Some real hoa hoa hoa weather out there this morning.
Turn on your headlights and be on the lookout for impossibly fast, impossibly strong centenarians.

[Sandy Prior @super5nova]

My 4yo keeps insisting that I help him “like and subscribe”

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My favs playlist is playing all my top favorites like it wants something from me.

[Sandy Prior @super5nova]

My daughter turned 21 last week and went to a club. She had greasy hair so wore a trucker hat paired with slipper socks and fuzzy slippers. Around 3am she drunk texted me how much she loves me and that I’m the best thing in her life.

[Sandy Prior @super5nova]

Remember when you got a scrape or cut and it healed in a few days? Good times. #GettingOld

[Evanescence @evanescence]

The US + Canada @museband tour will start in just under 2 months! See you there 🖤🤘

https://t.co/u6lHu0XxQR

[Sandy Prior @super5nova]

@93XRadio Because Amy Lee has conquered me completely @evanescence

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Max (3yo) just told me he’s telling Santa I’m on the naughty list. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Sandy Prior @super5nova]

Maximalism on the outside, minimalism on the inside.

[JosephRaymondLucero @lvnproof619]

I FALL APART SOMETIMES, LIKE TACOS 🌮. #1DAYATATIME #CHANGEISPOSSIBLE 😁🤙🏽

[Sandy Prior @super5nova]

If you don’t call it Mike Looooourrreeeey’s when seasoning burgers with Lowry’s seasoning salt we shouldn’t be friends.

[Sandy Prior @super5nova]

Thanks for the selfie @davidlabrava

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On my way to meet @davidlabrava!!!!

[Sandy Prior @super5nova]

Just had a box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch delivered via DoorDash because why not?

[Sandy Prior @super5nova]

Why is your excavator in the garbage, and other things I ask my 2yo.

[Sandy Prior @super5nova]

Never been more proud to be married to a Brandon #LetsGoBrandon

[Sandy Prior @super5nova]

My oldest, 19yo, and my youngest, 2yo, have their own language.