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[O.R.A.O🇰🇪🇳🇴 @superORAO]

@Abrahalm @_jabuto @Mi_ssi_ssi_ppi_ Yes

[O.R.A.O🇰🇪🇳🇴 @superORAO]

@ArisaDennis @_jabuto @Mi_ssi_ssi_ppi_ I have a Luhya friend with the same name.

[Jábuto Jábuto 🍁 🌱 @_jabuto]

In western Kenya names can confuse you. One pronunciation mistake and you have to travel another 200 km away.

- Bumala is a place in Bungoma
- Bumula is a place in Busia

- Butula is a sugar town in Busia
- Butali is a sugar town in Kakamega

- Mbale is a town in Vihiga
- Nambale is a town in Busia

- Malaba is the border town in Bungoma
- Malava is a forest town in Kakamega

- Kuywa is a town in Bungoma
- kamkuywa is a junction town in Bungoma

- Kimilili is a town in bongoma
- kiminini is a town in kitale (trans Nzoia)

@sam_makokha add more

[MichuriKE @TheChalkRabbi]

In School, we were required to draw the map of our country,KENYA, using free hand. In fact, drawing from memory and not copying from a text. I got an ASK?! How do kids from a country like Indonesia manage? 1300+ Islands???

[Mstephanõ @Mstephano_]

Money plays a big role in your manhood

The moment we'll realize this as young men, is the moment we'll start taking FINANCIAL LITERACY, WEALTH CREATION & DISTRIBUTION very seriously.

FINANCIAL FREEDOM MY ONLY HOPE!

[Mstephanõ @Mstephano_]

Cabo Verde have bowed out like real men.

What a glorious ending, I got nothing but respect for this team.

[98Patrobas🇰🇪 @98_patrobas]

Yo guys, ni wapi huku Nairobi where people go do PowerPoint presentations za their conspiracy theories to a live crowd alafu watu wanadiscuss? I saw it once on IG na nikasahau

[O.R.A.O🇰🇪🇳🇴 @superORAO]

@miss_mumbzk Yes we do.

[O.R.A.O🇰🇪🇳🇴 @superORAO]

We might blame matatus but they are also adjusting to us building infrastructure as an after thought.

The popular in westlands is so huge all coming by matatu.

Right now you literally board matatus to any estate from westlands.

[Mumbi. @miss_mumbzk]

Matatus are creating a second new stage right near sarit center and its chaos. And as usual you can expect to find a cop not less than 100 meters from the site of the manufactured chaos.

Useless mfs.

[Kaka Ruto @kaka_ruto]

The way Senegal broke my heart yesterday? No other team’s gonna break my heart again. Let the games continue, whoever loses, adios. Next!

[Waigoko Kimengemenge @jrobah]

Leo nimeingia Home and Beyond hapo Sarit na nikaelewa mbona ukipita hiyo duka hauoni kastama, ni attendants pekee.

Duvet cover ni 20k!! Maybe the "Beyond" in the name means "Beyond our financial reach".

Wameuliza "can we help you sir?" Ikabidi niseme natafuta duka ya Tecno.

[Uncle Xam @samdimek]

Time walikua wanakugonjea it didn’t look like a red flag😂😂

“Such a nice dondaa, yaani mpaka ananingojea”
Shaa🔪 shaa🔪

[Dr. Ho Yinsen @kinjeketile]

And some dusty people on this app want to tell you Gen Z are all lazy.
Tuwache mchezo bana. Pay them their worth and see them deliver.

[O.R.A.O🇰🇪🇳🇴 @superORAO]

@miss_mumbzk That is always full.

We need to build a super stage.

[O.R.A.O🇰🇪🇳🇴 @superORAO]

@wangiainn Yeap, so the 15k is for personal upkeep.

[O.R.A.O🇰🇪🇳🇴 @superORAO]

Given the current transport costs, 5 k will be spent on transport.

Then 10k ulipe rent, but clothes and upkeep. It's almost impossible.

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

Namna gani huku? Haha!

[Nywele Ngumu @mariahsudi]

It explains Africa in a nutshell, same way we have resources that everyone has figured out how to enrich themselves off except us, we have still not unlocked that part..

[Primzy @lovyPrimzy1]

My landlord had the strangest tenant rule I've ever seen.

Every tenant in his building got one "grace month."

Once during your entire lease, you could tell him you couldn't pay rent.

He would waive that month's rent completely.

No paperwork. No proof. No repayment plan. No questions.

Just once.

When I first moved into the building, I thought it was a scam.

"People must abuse that all the time," I told him.

He smiled and said,

[Pabló Escobar @ed_kemboi]

The difference between African teams and European teams is the strikers.

[Tonnie Moremi @tonnie_moremi]

Over to you Senegal, save the night.