lauren ⌬

and.....what about it?

[kathleen @holdenfordfocus]

i’ve watched this, conservatively, 400 times

[soph @eihpospitcher]

not to speculate but has anyone ever seen kate middleton and the unknown man in the same room

[soph @shivroybob]

kate middleton returning to buckingham palace with a bbl and a cup of lemonade from the glasgow willy wonka experience

[Brooklyn @bklynb4by]

this is so wisteria lane coded

[Pro Revolution Soccer @shirleymush]

Mad how often these attempted hatchet jobs make the target seem quite sound

[lauren ⌬ @super__spooky]

@KeepmoatHomes I thought I would wait to see if the Keepmoat East Yorkshire customer service manager could be bothered to contact me about a cupboard door which I have been waiting for since January. I will be beginning onbudsman proceedings tomorrow afternoon if I am not contacted by then.

[lauren ⌬ @super__spooky]

Hi @KeepmoatHomes, Ive tried to contact a manager about how long the latest attempt to repair my property will take - reported in Jan 23. I reached an answer phone when put through to them! Ive recieved a reply to my formal complaint which doesnt meet your own policy - help me?

[The Telegraph @Telegraph]

🔴 NEW: Teachers looking for 'excuse' not to work during pandemic, said Gavin Williamson

Read more ⤵️
https://t.co/1VPYimLZec

This is #thelockdownfiles

[Ste, I Fear xx @lionkingbitches]

Me and the girlies running up that hill to make a deal with god.

[hev @discobitch_]

avoiding covid for two years has given me more of a god complex than I could have ever imagined, I know my time is coming but It’s at the stage where I genuinely think I’m built different

[Sarah @sarahmaloneyxx]

Only hot girls eat with their knife in the left & fork in the right

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

That's a nice son you've got there. Would be a shame if the Grinch poured a full bottle of juice over him

[Pete Evans @PeteEvans87]

“There’s been a big Christmas party in your house Boris Johnson.”

Boris: