Diamond Joe

No cops.

[Diamond Joe @superchooper42]

@jalacort I found a few security bugs in your WP plugin, Dive Log 1.1.4. I sent you a message on LinkedIn and I'd like to get in touch via email to disclose. Stay safe!

[Diamond Joe @superchooper42]

@h3raklez Solved it. Changed the OpenSSL config (MinProtocol param). - OS-27666 ref: https://t.co/oFhHUou6gL

[Diamond Joe @superchooper42]

at a fair trade coffee shop. can't tell if girl in front of me is vampire or hipster. please help

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Road Trip Highlight - Iowa, listening to NASCAR on the radio and pretending to race

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Sapper Fact: Engineer tape is not really tape and this mattress is not really comfortable

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This is possibly the lamest party on earth with MOLLE

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BSC 2016: worst orgy ever

[Diamond Joe @superchooper42]

Instead of a 70lb packing list, I might as well recruit a school-age child to carry. At least he could read me stories on the ruck.

[Diamond Joe @superchooper42]

LIVE Tweeting the Best Sapper Competition. So far the coolest thing we have done was double ice cream at the Dfac.

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I heard that Caitlin Jenner never actually had surgery, but she just lived for six months at the Neverland Ranch

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@Applebees Business Idea: Change all menus to read "Appletizers" instead. #bizwiz

[Diamond Joe @superchooper42]

I was told this would be a demolition derby. This party sucks. #destructionderby

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So I guess the south kitsap meth diet is a pretty big thing around here. #destructionderby

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Derby Fact: Derbies are best when Nickleback is playing. #destructionderby

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I havent seen this many creepy half balding men in one place since that To Catch A Predator marathon. #destructionderby

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This gentleman sitting in front of us is either very asian or very drunk. #destructionderby

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At the derby with friends, let me know if I can borrow your car for a few hours, we can win this thing. @esteteste #destructionderby

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Note to self: eight tacos is too many tacos.

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Note to self: too many cinco de mayo tacos give you taco shits.

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Lookin like a boss though #lostincostco