Superchor 🚀🚀🚀

Don't take my tweets seriously

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

BREAKING: Venezuela's Interim President Rodríguez confirms the oil deal announced by President Trump which provides the US with "majority control" of 65 billion barrels of crude oil.

Details of the agreement:

1. The agreement will allow for a "significant increase" in oil production with the participation of private operators

2. The development of 17 strategic fields with a proven potential of 65 billion barrels of oil will begin

3. An investment of more than $100 billion is being made

4. Venezuela says this will produce more than $209 billion in taxes for the State

Much more oil appears to be coming to market.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

There is a 61% chance that Claude Fable 5 is restored for US customers by June 22, per Polymarket:

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

43% Strait of Hormuz traffic returns to normal by July 15, per Polymarket:

[Superchor 🚀🚀🚀 @superchor2]

@unusual_whales Thats called inflation

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: This is unusual.

Representative Tom Kean Jr. remains absent from Congress due to an undisclosed medical issue, with his exact whereabouts still unknown, per NOTUS.

Yet reports he made stock trades in April. It marks the second stock disclosure he has signed in two months while missing more than 90 House roll call votes.

Unusual.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Saudi Arabia and Kuwait reverse their decision to block US military access to their bases, and the US is now looking to restart "Project Freedom" to unblock the Strait of Hormuz, per WSJ

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Lutnick: It is outrageous that Canada will not put US spirits on the shelf. It is insulting and disrespectful to America

Senator: They won't do it because of the insults from this president and comments like yours

[Jacob King @JacobKinge]

Poland 🫶🏃☀️

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Call your ceasefire.

[The Rabbit Hole @TheRabbitHole]

Capitalism solved the discrimination issue before Wokeness even existed. If you reject people for silly reasons, you lose money and risk business viability.

[Superchor 🚀🚀🚀 @superchor2]

@WallStreetMav When the economy tanks.. they blame poor and immigrants. Profound

https://t.co/hyi9RDESu3

[Superchor 🚀🚀🚀 @superchor2]

to improve efficiency. The speed limit on national highways should be 69. @elonmusk @VivekGRamaswamy

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Don’t forget to add Zelensky as a dependent when filing taxes this year.

[Superchor 🚀🚀🚀 @superchor2]

@bit_christ did they give you a list on why you got fired?

[Superchor 🚀🚀🚀 @superchor2]

@TripleNetInvest Maybe they didn’t serve soy latte

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Janet Yellen Proposes Tax On Coins You Acquire In Mario https://t.co/ngJLhBHYvb

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Republicans Place House Speaker Job On ZipRecruiter https://t.co/OHDTbqeJkq

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Terrifying Haunted House Just Displays Current Gas And Grocery Prices Along Dark, Creepy Hallways
https://t.co/qEONZEcamL

[Superchor 🚀🚀🚀 @superchor2]

rofl!!

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Biden Departs For Israel To Preside Over Opening Ceremonies For World War III https://t.co/1SFXAZoLyd

[Superchor 🚀🚀🚀 @superchor2]

@BillAckman what are you shorting?