kasia

nothing matters

[kasia @supergalaxy]

how small are the looms that make the triscuits

[Jayden @neonexus845]

THE SCREAM BRO 😭😭😭

[graet @graetgalaxy]

i never even considered dr. pepper could be a woman. maybe i'm a bad person

[Sonia Weiser weischoice.bsky.social @weischoice]

For halloween I'm going as an idea you had but didn't pitch fast enough and then saw a day later in your dream publication.

[kasia @supergalaxy]

i wrote about how friendship has evolved alongside the internet and how much i miss having booth friends. it's the first thing i've written in 5 years and i'm excited to share it! https://t.co/4ndELHzOhk

[Shell @Shellerina_]

Hey stupid I’ll see you in court… the food court!! We are friends

[Perfume Genius @perfumegenius]

Whenever someone doesn’t have a huge tv in their living room and it’s just a couch I’m like ok……………..

[kasia @supergalaxy]

me trying to take more space in the world

[kasia @supergalaxy]

dawson's creek

[kasia @supergalaxy]

you can boil most movie themes into two categories: she's not like the other girls, and i want a kiss from daddy

[kasia @supergalaxy]

twin peaks

[Kendall Pennington @Kenny___Rose]

claiming boredom is a major self-own. how could i ever be bored, im with me

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

For whom the doctor peppers

[kasia @supergalaxy]

@alanna omg i came so close in a BK cafe once but chickened out on saying it, congrats on this milestone 🥳

[Ben Phillips @benphillips76]

“Thanks everyone for comments on the draft, here it is revised with all your edits.”

[kasia @supergalaxy]

i can't watch any 73 questions segments from vogue because the format too closely resembles porn

[kasia @supergalaxy]

Q. i weigh nothing, but you can still see me. if you put me in a person, i make the person lighter. what am i?

A. a butthole

[kasia @supergalaxy]

rebel without a cause

[kasia @supergalaxy]

my water bottle has a cap i forget to open so every few hours i give it a little kiss

[🐟 jitka 🐟 @jitka]

My dad had a good idea. Sometimes when cars drive by your house they honk at you. But you can't respond. That's where House Horn comes in

[kasia @supergalaxy]

why use a shoehorn when you can hurt your finger