Major Markham Anderson

Single Dad of my beautiful son. who is autistic. oh, and I am a retired Marine officer...and I am not gay. it was a name which I was going to use in funny vids.

[Major Markham Anderson @supergaybatguy]

@FaeliqGolf @histories_arch I saw it in a packed theater in Houston summer of 79. I was 16. The film impacted audiences in a very real, visceral way. No one had ever seen effects like this. The full reveal of the fully mature alien was a turning point in movie history.

[Major Markham Anderson @supergaybatguy]

@AstronomyVibes "Im just gonna snort some more Plutonium Nyborg, dude....."

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@GrietjeGenot @PhysInHistory Cologne

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@HazelAppleyard @jk_rowling YES

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@vxylily I was in Fiji working on a TV series.

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@Geniustechw Never played your shit b4

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@fasc1nate Poor son. Its always about dad......

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@GovWhitmer Yet no one interviewed or individually congratulated the ex-Marine concealed handgun carrier....without him things could've been way worse, but armed citizens just don't fit the NARRATIVE.

[Major Markham Anderson @supergaybatguy]

@ChrisDJackson @JoeBiden Yeah , Basement Joe.....you are about as welcome as Obama. Which is to say "please vanish."

[Major Markham Anderson @supergaybatguy]

@mudbunny74 @KariByron @MythBusters Adam has been seen smoking several times but I think he is the only one with the nasty habit.

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@ALaurens_ Your Ed Sullivan story is lame. That's not even his pic its an impressionist. Talk about lazy......

[Major Markham Anderson @supergaybatguy]

@Madonna STFU

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@Madonna Shut up.

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@itstonyaharding Yes.. we uh....remember you.

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@tysria INCREDIBLE

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@DatingWife The perfect woman....

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@mrspoindexter Reminds me of a Seinfeld episode where a joke was told to a Catholic priest about the Pope and Raquel Welch (RIP) in a sinking rowboat.....
Raquel: "I said grab the BUOYS Father....the BUOYS!"

[Major Markham Anderson @supergaybatguy]

@Pixel_Pixie_ca Mmmmmm.....buffet open?

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@tongbingxue Blow job version??

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@RangersInsiders Uh huh. And we still took two games.