alz

book writer/baby maker/forest wanderer. speculative physics/regenerative ag. nature-optimist/techno-optimist. worm farms/rocket ships. mother above all else.

[Greg Cello @gregcello]

https://t.co/rTGNoSu6Ek

[alz @superhominal]

I don’t own a bra. Not even one.

[alz @superhominal]

@TheTeslaHoe You can absolutely set your exact maximum speed by scrolling the wheel knobby thing on the steering wheel up or down, regardless of the driving style you have selected.

[alz @superhominal]

@singingbirth She had me at vaginal weight lifter

[alz @superhominal]

Oh ffs

[ABC7 Eyewitness News @ABC7]

An estimated 85 million pounds of food, including meat, poultry and bread products, are beginning to spoil inside the cold storage facility at the center of the massive structure fire in Boyle Heights, complicating response efforts.

https://t.co/ZowpWeXyGk

[alz @superhominal]

@adamgries Hi I’m here for the delayed menopause is this the right place

[alz @superhominal]

To me, the saddest thing about eventually going through menopause will be not ovulating. Not because it means I’m no longer fertile, but because ovulation is the best drug on earth. I can’t imagine never again feeling the buzz of my fertile window. The thought of living without that monthly high and magic makes me so heavy with grief.

[alz @superhominal]

“Don’t have sluggish detox pathways then little bitch” is the most 2026 thing I’ve ever read.

[SpaceWeatherNews @SunWeatherMan]

@ThorTorrens Don’t have sluggish detox pathways then little bitch. Eat onions and garlic, get lymphatic drainage, 48 hour fast twice a year…. Million other things too

[alz @superhominal]

Girl Cake/Boy Cake

designed according to my kiddos’ very specific requests.

(Yes I used a cheap massive meat cutting board for her cake. When you are displaced and have to replace everything you own, you work with what ya got.)

[alz @superhominal]

@AshtonForbes The smell right now is 🤮

[alz @superhominal]

@andrewkimmel @DanielleFong

[alz @superhominal]

@RobHoffman_ @LilithDatura Many of the fruit carts operators do not own their own fruit carts, unfortunately. They are often working for fruit cart bosses who take most of the money.

[alz @superhominal]

Some of you aren’t putting copious amounts of sea salt on your salads and it shows.

[alz @superhominal]

A great way to grow your kid’s vocabulary is this game: pick a letter and take turns saying words that start with that letter. No repeats. No timers. It’s informal, fun, really about hanging out together. Oh, and keep a dictionary in each room of the house.

Once the round unofficially winds down (we never really declare it over), and you start doing laundry or spreadsheets or chopping onions, that kid is grabbing a dictionary and looking up every word that starts with that letter so they can beat your ass next time. And in between your slaps of knife on cutting board, you hear your 10 year old call out “fiduciary!!” from the backyard.

[Farzad 🇺🇸 🇮🇷 @farzyness]

SpaceX should put some Starlinks around the moon, drop a Cybertruck on the surface with a retractable solar panel for charging, let the truck FSD literally anywhere it wants, and livestream it back to earth.

$SPCX $TSLA

[alz @superhominal]

This should be called
“The Birth of a Migraine with Aura”

if you know you know.

[Andrew McCarthy @AJamesMcCarthy]

I used my 17” telescope in dark Texas skies to capture this: A star much like ours as it dies.

You can see the core of the star left behind in the center of the expanding shell.

Any planets that were around this star have been destroyed.

[alz @superhominal]

@SawyerMerritt @SpaceX Omg I got 1. ONE. Lol.

[alz @superhominal]

@Dr_da_Vinci @lukecadell Who even uses table salt anymore? Everyone I know uses sea salt.

[alz @superhominal]

@MissJilianne @fastrakbayarea Yeah they love playing the “hey we screwed up on something you are not even involved in, you must now jump through hoops to fix this or pay us money if you don’t” card. So annoying.

[henry @DemNationalist]

The best part about Hunter Biden being overly online is how people in his replies go “How much COKE did you SNORT before POSTING THIS you FUCKING PEDO” and Biden responds “I didn’t snort coke I smoked it” and then they respond “Haha true that, sorry man, have a good one”