Superman

If the facts don’t fit the theory then change the facts || ManUtd || CR7🐐

[Winna F.C. @WinnaFC]

🚨| BREAKING: Lionel Messi is now just 5 free-kick goals away from equaling Juninho's all-time record.🐐

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

When it's your turn to swing the hammer, do it as violently and loudly as possible. Because nobody gave a fuck when you were the nail.

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

From 3 goals
To 2 goals
To 1 goal

The goals are drying up, I love this game 😂

[FNS @FNS]

Ronaldo has to play Croatia.

If by some miracle he wins that game, he goes up against Spain…

If every god in all universes are on his side and he squeaks by…

He plays France.

LOL

[🐬 @_pauliegee]

women don’t notice you’re unhappy until your unhappiness starts to affect them.

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCL: Sunderland reject £8m offer from Chelsea to sign Granit Xhaka. #SAFC told #CFC 33yo not for sale at any price. Stamford Bridge club felt bid fair but PL rivals viewed as unacceptable + insist no further proposals will be entertained @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/NXHnJPkzL5

[DRE💔 @Motion_Boy_]

You guys forget too quick

[🇵🇸 @JoeDaActivist]

Goalkeepers when Messi shoot

[da bleeder @weezdotoomuch]

you gotta buy new clothes if you want new hoes.

[👑 J³ABz👑 @Jabz_CFC]

Naomi Osaka and her mother, Tamaki Osaka. ♥️

[King™️ 🇦🇷 @UTDxKing]

I accidentally called the teacher Ferran instead of Miss

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

This is why train wheels are not perfectly cylindrical, but slightly conical.

[❄️ @footyhan]

don’t let them rewrite history

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you're 3 hours into doing absolutely nothing and God adds rain for aesthetic

[Yeezyrih @Yeeezyrih]

Kim Kardashian has no excuse for not accompanying her child traveling across the world. There literally is no reason North should be in Paris alone. She’s just turned 13 this month.

[NTV UGANDA @ntvuganda]

📌

[The Resonance @Partisan_12]

Seven men beg a woman they raped for forgiveness before their execution but she refuses.

Iran executed them all.

[n @nesswuh]

black people who really view everything as demonic piss me OFFFFF

[Kirya Ug 🇺🇬 @kirya_ug]

Kin Kariisa welcoming Patrick Mukasa at NBS amassengejja.

[Lyth ♠️ @Lytherian]

something a lot of people tend to forget is that animals don’t understand the concept of glass