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one day bud

[kafkaesque @namif4n]

So there used to just be a bunch of people who were deathly allergic to even the faintest whiff of peanuts, so we couldn’t eat anything nice. Then the moment I graduated high school, every single person worldwide with a nut allergy vanished and has not been seen since. Curious.

[Julie🫧 @Juliebubblexd]

talked to a new person and the first thing i did was talk about sonic

[ceciarmy @ceciarmy]

Está atrapado en un bucle temporal del que no puede salir.

[Lexi LaFleur Brown @lexilafleur]

A trans girl never sexually harassed me, called me homophobic slurs, tried to bully me off the team, or made me feel uncomfortable & unsafe, BUT the cis boys I played high school hockey with did. We’re focusing on the wrong issues in youth athletics. Let trans kids play!

[Alex Sason @cleavedassunder]

I love my dog so much that sometimes I catch myself typing his name into google because I want to know more about him

[gigi ❗ @giannawrght]

Estoy a lágrima viva os lo prometo

[OMG HI KITTY!! @CatMacroz]

Boston 2010. A cat named Sal Esposito was called for jury duty when his owner listed him on a city census, causing him to be wrongly added to the juror pool. Despite efforts by his owner to disqualify him, stating he can't speak English, the court initially required him to appear

[NATE @NATERERUN]

After booking the Michael Jackson impersonator they helped him get his car out 😭

[gruka @ilygaruka]

puxatawney phil had serious shit on his mind in 1942

[𝐋𝐨𝐰 𝐏𝐨𝐥𝐲 𝐃𝐞𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 @PolyDepression]

2007-01-14

[Lost Internet @LostMemeArchive]

rat clenches fist of rage, 2017

[yeah whatever @chasedbywasps]

it's ok to smoke cigarettes if you really want to. God will understand and make them not bad for you

[Sani @SaniOSRS]

We're going straight to the front lines for eyewitness accounts

[Justine Moore @venturetwins]

Incredible things happening in the LLM psychosis community