A Slightly Off Coloured Bruise

Linux geek, Bass geek, Toy geek, Book geek....you get the general idea... now with 20% more SQL geek.

[A Slightly Off Coloured Bruise @supermonkey77]

@Plusnet yo, Internet connection has been down since 1am. ONT has all lights green, swapped out router and cables to no effect. Has the authentication method changed?

[A Slightly Off Coloured Bruise @supermonkey77]

@Plusnet my house keeps losing it's Internet connection every night. Is there some sort of service issue on full fibre package?

[A Slightly Off Coloured Bruise @supermonkey77]

Was anyone on the #BHX to #BCN #ryanair flight that was heavily delayed on 05/09/24 able to let me know why it was diverted? I was on the return journey from Barcelona and got 3 different answers from staff. #BirminghamAirport #BarcelonaAirport

[A Slightly Off Coloured Bruise @supermonkey77]

@METAPCs Yeah, but I would also need a new psu, motherboard, cpu and ram... Probably a case too actually to actually fit it in. However, storage I am actually all good. So that is a win I guess?

[The Secret DJ. @SecretDJBook]

You see this, this is what happens in real life. The bots can't show up on the streets.

On the right there (yeah the far right) are the 6 nazis who turned up to cause mayhem.

Everyone else is there to stop them.

This is England.

[A Slightly Off Coloured Bruise @supermonkey77]

@AGONbyAOC The Binding Of Isaac. Already been playing it for over 10 years

[A Slightly Off Coloured Bruise @supermonkey77]

@AGONbyAOC And the noise too... Tape loading was hard on the ears

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

There is no Fox Marvel Universe or MCU without Blade first creating a market. He’s Marvel Daddy. Please retweet for a Logan-like send off. #DeadpoolAndWolverine

[A Slightly Off Coloured Bruise @supermonkey77]

@NZXT I have to pay the dad tax. That means no new parts for me but everything on the kids. Still rocking an AMD Fx8300 while both my kids are on Ryzen 5xxx. And you better believe they let me know it every chance they get

[A Slightly Off Coloured Bruise @supermonkey77]

Accidentally ODed on my pain killers last night. I think it might be time to get one of those boxes to organise them all. Says how bloody strong they are if taking 2 more than you should knocks you on your arse in a sudo coma for 12 hours.

[Empire @empiremagazine]

Competition time, Studio Ghibli fans! 🚨 To celebrate My Neighbour Totoro being back in UK & Irish cinemas from 2 August, we're giving away a prize bundle – including a poster, notebook, postcard, & plush puppet!

Follow us & @ghibliuk, and RT this to enter. UK only. Good luck!

[A Slightly Off Coloured Bruise @supermonkey77]

@thedailyjaws

[A Slightly Off Coloured Bruise @supermonkey77]

@GRCinemaTicket 5/5...my favourite film of all time

[A Slightly Off Coloured Bruise @supermonkey77]

@desertrose1969 Morecambe booted out our Tory too.

[A Slightly Off Coloured Bruise @supermonkey77]

@Ashy_slashee Evil Dead 2, Nightmare on Elm Street part 3, Godzilla King of the Monsters, Shin Godzilla, Godzilla Minus One, Waxworks 2, Return of the Living Dead 3, Dawn Of The Dead...

[A Slightly Off Coloured Bruise @supermonkey77]

@Ashy_slashee Jaws when I was 3. Ruined me to the point I would cry if the theme song was played. Pretty sure I am over it now.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The ‘JAWS’ film has been re-told in LEGO.

[Dr. Farbod MBBCh FRCEM @EmergencyBod]

15 minutes to summarise the unmitigated sabotage of this country at the hands of the Tories.

Deliberate cruelty.
Wilful negligence.
Unrelenting greed.
Sneering arrogance.

Let's annihilate them in the
#GeneralElection4thJuly2024

[A Slightly Off Coloured Bruise @supermonkey77]

Jay and I finally watched #GodzillaMinusOne last night. Excellent film, even Jay liked it and she hates kaijyu movies. I am split between this and Shin Godzilla on which I prefer.