Could he please just go back to being a hard-drinking, smoking, womanising, non-vulnerable, woke-devoid, politically-incorrect, ruthless assassin of the bad guys….
A pantomine horse isn’t a horse.
An open secret isn’t a secret.
A hot dog isn’t a dog.
A shrinking violet isn’t a violet.
Crow’s feet aren’t feet.
Fair game’s not a game.
Trans women aren’t women.
I don’t want to "download the app" to pay for parking. I don’t want to "create an account" to see a menu. I don’t want to "provide feedback" on a 30-second interaction. I just want to exist in the physical world without a digital leash.
This AI Ryanair parody is one of the best things you’ll see today… because it’s so close to reality 🤣
Honestly, I can’t stop laughing 😆
Credit to British Brainrot
The Alligator: Hasn’t evolved in 8 million years because it is the perfect killing machine.
Florida Man: “What if I poke it with a toy?” 🤦
Logged into life today with absolutely zero fear and exactly one shared brain cell.
Play stupid games, win an invitation to be a midday snack. 🏆
Tayland’da bir baba, spor günü beyaz ayakkabı giymek zorunlu olduğu için, küçük oğlunu okula siyah ayakkabının üstüne giydirdiği beyaz çorapla göndermiş 😅🤣
Can someone explain to me like I’m 2 yrs old why someone who has ADHD which means they are hyperactive not physically disabled would be entitled to a blue badge & get free parking.
I thought the whole point of having a blue badge was for people that have a physical disability.