So I coach for a middle school football team and I heard this 12 year old kid say, “my cousin is lowkey a thicky” everyone said how that’s was gross and he said, “dude we’re not technically related so it’s cool” I can’t make this up
@MattTheBrand Took my gf at the time to see Carrie Underwood and she texted me during the concert “when are you gonna kiss me?” Then the next day she broke things off. Turns out she just wanted a free Carrie Underwood ticket
I’m going to give 100 random people who retweet this $100. Normally I’d give one person $10,000 but I want to give you guys better odds of winning :)
You must be following me so I can dm you the code if you win! Will show proof!