Zac Vogel

24. Appreciates comics, jazz, and in value over time.

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

This just cured my depression https://t.co/JOxi4uNVtQ

[Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin]

date: um the blue one i guess
[discreetly getting an uber] oh ha leonardo is your favorite?

[donni saphire @donni]

If you can’t handle them when they’re boys, you don’t deserve them when they’re back in town

[LAKUTIS @LAKUTIS]

Maroon 5 is the man

[Ed @KyleEdwords]

John Candy on the glass

[ret @rad_milk]

if you wear glasses you have to cuss a lot so people know you aren't a nerd

[Jonah Weinreich @jonahweinreich]

myspace.com/dieselpigeons

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

Where were these fucking freedom of speech folks when I was banned from an AOL vampire fan group in 1997 for “taking vampires too seriously”

[thebe kgositsile @earlxsweat]

im finna b back in la im on ALL the fuck shit

[Stuff Drake Does @StuffDrakeDoes]

9pm. Toronto. As Drake settles down to watch Netflix, "This story is based on true events" flashes up on his television screen. Drake closes his eyes, smiles, and takes a deep breath.

"Good," he whispers. "I'm tired of being lied to."

[Zac Vogel @superspace_zac]

Always stirring the pot I see!

[Jared Oates @MrJaredOates]

My ideal Seinfeld episode is all stand-up

[donni saphire @donni]

There’s two kinds of people in the world. Three branches of government. Four seasons. Many different amounts of stuff

[Go to Bluesky to save your brain -- L O L G O P @LOLGOP]

I love that this all hinges on the us believing that a son whose entire life is a plea for his dad's attention didn't tell his dad the most interesting thing happening in his entire existence.

[Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin]

my therapist: if all of the teenage mutant ninja turtles were dangling from a cliff and you could only save one..
me: [already in tears]

[donni saphire @donni]

If you’re happy and you know it, how dare you