Claire

Some people call me the Space Cowboy

[Kevin Durant @KDTrey5]

@KaylanaReese I'm gonna go outside and light myself on fire. What are we doing to our beautiful queens

[Claire @superswaggurl]

As president the first thing I would do is ban scary movie commercials at night

[Young Thug ひ @youngthug]

I hate when GIRLS die

[Claire @superswaggurl]

@jamNotJellly @mikeDtwain I heard he got Red asf!

[Claire @superswaggurl]

My hobbies include tomfoolery, shenanigans, and monkey business

[Claire @superswaggurl]

@easyJet Lorna my brother in christ you just canceled my flight I am Not Doing Well

[Claire @superswaggurl]

If you fuck with peeps you’re sus

[yuribeast @rubycumulous]

cant stop repeating this and giggling

[Claire @superswaggurl]

Hey will u keep my streaks alive when I’m at yl camp

[Claire @superswaggurl]

Hotdogs never don’t hit let’s be real

[Claire @superswaggurl]

Why is Venmo the most utilized cash exchanging app when it’s the least functional thing I’ve ever used in my life

[Claire @superswaggurl]

Happy National Cheese Lover’s Day to all that celebrate! This is gonna be one for the books!🧀♥️

[Claire @superswaggurl]

It’s always Willem Dafoe, never Willem Dafriend😔

[Claire @superswaggurl]

My lifelong dream is to domesticate a raccoon

[Oluwajomiloju @JomiAdeniran]

“Seeing Bill and Melinda Gates not Excel at their relationship has me like “Word?” I wish our Windows weren’t closed but you made it a PowerPoint to stay away. Here’s hoping your future has a better Outlook.”

[CAPYBARA MAN @CAPYBARA_MAN]

Justice.

[Claire @superswaggurl]

Boneless wings are just chicken nuggets

[Claire @superswaggurl]

Gonna start calling the veterinarian the dogtor and no one can stop me