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just a squiggle and a same

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Last night I was asked in a hushed voice if I'm gay. I said yes and they asked if I knew Val, not realizing that I am Val, the legendary gay

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@yeskwes Um no, we played Pictionary, Catchphrase and Blankets Slate god you’re so offensive

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@WorldRugby @binghamcup @IGRugby No thanks to you and your transphobia. Teams and tournaments like this exist because of bigoted organizations like @WorldRugby 👎👎👎

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@uninterestking Congratulations! 👰🏻‍♂️

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Ok everyone it had a good run but it’s time to come up with something other than “I feel personally attacked”

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#PunishmentOfCertainty #DeepWellOfInsight

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Who tf put Landslide on a “Feel Good Songs” playlist???????????????????

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Anyway DC pride was actually great and super fun, I was just bitter because some random man knocked an expensive drink out of my hand and DIDNT EVEN SAY SORRY

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@washyheights @mulletmontana HE IS!!!!!!!!

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Can I have a gay pride they doesn’t take all of my money to give me literally nothing

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All I want for my birthday is for someone to take down my Christmas lights

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My new haircut is very polarizing apparently.

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Baby’s first hit and run 😪😒

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This tweet deserved more attention I can’t be the only one

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People rhetorically saying “right?” at the end of every sentence when they are teaching you something is my biggest pet peeve

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@_JoshuaTodd 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

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Tonight my friend told a drunk guy who kept propositioning me for sex after I kept saying no to “fuck off” and I told my friend he was being too mean. Later found out the guy stole my wallet, which I did get back. There’s a lesson in there somewhere 🧐

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@aGlitterTree still true

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I asked my fiancé if he wanted to hear my favorite screamo song and he hesitantly agreed. I asked what he thought after. After a pause, he said “all this time I thought ‘Screamo’ was the name of a band” and this is the story of how it took him 25+ years to learn what screamo is

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Walked by a table of professionally dressed women on laptops in a coffee shop. I imagine most of them were hard at work, but one woman was just playing The Sims 4 and that’s me

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I can walk around a straight bar and sing along to all my favorite songs with strangers no one told me this I’m mad

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OMG straight privilege is also Blink 182 being played every time you go to the club! I’m becoming straight!