Daniel Kahlúa 🍹

you got ghost stories? 🇵🇷🇸🇻

[Bes D. Marx🔻 @BesDMarx]

most people i know became socialists after they started working

[black joe dirt @BigBabyScumbag]

drip god

[Daniel Kahlúa 🍹 @supertaygo]

Listening to this song again got me riding OUTSIDE the train 🥴

[Flexx ◼️ @FlexxMag]

"When reached for comment about Mr. Kelly's recorded remarks, Mr. Gaetz was quoted as saying, 'Tell him: thank you, but I don't listen to this Future guy, sorry. That is Future, right?'”

[sai @SaiB0i]

when her friend needed 60k to survive:

[Daniel Kahlúa 🍹 @supertaygo]

https://t.co/FJf0TObww5

[julia @juliashiplett]

Straight men will go on the vacation of a lifetime and not tell or show a single soul

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

the guy who played Spider in School of Rock is now the district attorney of Tyler County, Texas, and now we’re all just going to have to live with this information forever

[Daniel Kahlúa 🍹 @supertaygo]

@ech0astral @aquabarf sounds like you just jump the turnstile what they gonna do? Prime me to jail?

[scrimjab 🦆 @scrimjab]

this is fucking infuriating

[wolfgang fuckface @mustachetoilet]

Lmao I love this stupid as shit website

[Rue 🛸🪐🗺️📚🧠 @Brokequan9378]

“SPEAK TO A REPRESENTATIVE!!”

[conure🍉🐦 @conureCC]

can u imagine they actually portrayed this as a problem for drake

[T. @tzmooth]

Fuck a 2 weeks notice. Yall shoulda noticed 2 weeks ago tht i was bout to quit

[Flexx ◼️ @FlexxMag]

"Take some time for yourself: Okay, so plants are much needier than you expected. Water and sunlight, but only some of the time? Yeesh. When did your schedule start to revolve around taking care of them? Don’t forget to live your life. It's Adam and Eve, not Cameron and Tree."

[Daniel Kahlúa 🍹 @supertaygo]

when your crush does something sus but you choose to overlook

[Emoji Mashup Bot 🫡 @EmojiMashupBot]

😒 unamused + 🥰 smiling-three-hearts =