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victim of circumstance - twenty six

[alex @supflames]

who up splitting they g

[daft ponk @sicksadchris]

saying "i heard this live" when a song comes on

[Georgina Jane Petty @orangina17]

Caught a very sad older cat whose chip details were not up to date. Found out original owner had died some time ago. Safe now.

[vi @vimentality7]

Don’t even F*CKING joke lad…

[Tim Cato @tim_cato]

y’all will not believe how quickly “not even allowed to write something wrong now in this perfect world” will enter my lexicon

[brady @zipoffs]

dropping my old car battery off in front of an autozone in the middle of the night like a baby at the fire station

[Maximilian Uriarte @TLCplMax]

Me on the plane watching the movie the guy in front of me is watching with no sound:

[𝓴𖤐 @endaisen]

got my ass

[. @rimbaldingo]

j ai appris à mon ex à utiliser des baguettes et aujourd hui elle est en lune de miel au japon parfois on plante un arbre sans penser qu un autre va manger les fruits

[ぺろり @maid_Pelori]

おばあちゃんから最高の連絡がきて最高の気分になる昼下がり

[austin @twink_kj_apa]

the vet didnt explicitly call him fat today but she did whisper “15 pounds” in a disappointed tone when she handed him to me

[grovy @grovymango]

what happened to that japanese monkey that was getting its ass beat

[micheal @godsb0y]

two beers on an empty stomach

[Vincenzo @HeHateV]

The Internet is sleeping on the Japanese in Nashville but they’re having a time too

[Zach’Dib @zmullis]

I once knew a German fella who told me he couldn’t believe the type of women he saw while at Myrtle Beach. MYRTLE BEACH.

[goo @vulniccura]

this is what it’s like playing nyt connections