Sean McGuire

[Owen Phillips @owenlhjphillips]

watching World Cup matches kick off at the advertised start time as an American sports fan

[Malcolm Harris @BigMeanInternet]

Do other animals freak out when they see Victor Wembanyama? Like if a horse who's seen a ton of people sees him, the horse is gonna be like hey what the fuck, right?

[John Skrtic @SkrticX]

Great seeing James Jones from WKYC security feeding his squirrel friend Charlie outside during his work break in downtown Cleveland. The pair met around COVID and James has been bringing Charlie snacks ever since. Charlie now waits for him every day.

[Eat Six Billion Neighbors @wolplicker]

FOUND IT

[Ballsack Sports @BallsackSports]

INVESTIGATE JAMES HARDEN @FBI

[nick wright @getnickwright]

There are bad losses.

There are awful losses.

There are catastrophic losses.

Then there’s what just happened to the Cavs.

They went from stealing home court to truly drawing absolutely dead in this series.

The Knicks could be -1000 for the series & it wouldn’t be enough.

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

The hobbits cheering for Gandalf after he sets off another round of fireworks:

[turd @goonageddon]

my broke buddy got twins on the way and he hit a $400 parlay the other night and ordered a parrot online

[Sean McGuire @SupImSean]

@Oceanbreeze473 Idk man there’s some more shit goin on than that

[Jay Grindz @JayGrindz]

I’m at yo BM crib throwin M&M’s at yo kid head full speed

[Jason the Cartoon Fan 🍉 @JasonSt77097165]

All the non-Sesame Street Muppet productions have “cooldown sections” filled to the brim with unhinged interactions, all done in-character.

If you want an especially wild example of such sessions, here’s one recorded during a filming session for Bear in the Big Blue House:

[Mel Smith @iamMelsmith]

Throw Some D’s is a legitimate masterpiece.

[That Guy Rocked CFB @ThatFBGuyRocked]

Tom Zbikowski.

That guy rocked.

[Conor Rogers @conorjrogers]

Strongly suggest not going with “the Oklahoma City Bombers”

[Chris @citehchris]

it’s very important to have a phase in your life where you find an absolute shit hole dive bar and become a regular there and talk to strangers

[Sean McGuire @SupImSean]

@zaaaarbi This movie goes so fuckin hard

[Mike @hammerito]

Well yes if the dog was the same size as Aaron Judge they'd be scrambling F-22's

[JP @jpmovies24]

Point Break (1991)
Dir. Kathryn Bigelow

[Ari Wasserman @AriWasserman]

Since the Haslam ownership began in August 2012, the Cleveland Browns have gone 78-150 and have been the worst franchise in all of professional sports. He's committed, though.