clay

meme hoarder, jacob hater, mediocre developer #ThunderUp

[Raven Blackrose @byte4554]

Im da king of da restaraunt

[Mr. Biscuit @Personhavingfun]

I behaved poorly and how im facing repercussions

[Alex @dubsa98]

As someone who works with transgenic mouse models for cancer research, this is objectively one of the funniest things I’ve seen a real life politician post

[clay @supitsclay]

@WorldWideWob

[clay @supitsclay]

@WorldWideWob tweet of the year

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

Buddy, this Game 7 is going to hit like GS/OKC in 2016. Defending champs taken to the limit after a historical season. Biggest threat to the brewing dynasty trying to turn their own potential into reality. Wemby switching sides if they lose. Wait how did that get in there.

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

The first 18 pages the age is listed as 0
The first 18 pages the age is listed as 0
The first 18 pages the age is listed as 0
The first 18 pages the age is listed as 0
The first 18 pages the age is listed as 0
The first 18 pages the age is listed as 0

[Charli @charli_xcx]

Having some coke... A-COLA!!!

[taoki @justalexoki]

can't believe i spent my whole life becoming Good At Computer only for Computer to become Better At Computer

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Freedom isn't free.

[San Antonio Spurs @spurs]

15-0 START!!!

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

"The Boys are Back in Town" is meant to sound celebratory. But to those of us like myself who considered the boys our friends, it can hurt hearing it second-hand, like I'm the last one to find out

[parks @parkersity_9]

the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.

[onion ring @oniunring]

hang on guys im trying to think of something funny to say

[a local @jedwill]

I don’t sing in the shower i be standing under the water saying producer tags

[fried rice enthusiast @talnottowel]

sending “your turn” after every message

[pøńçħò @ponchoOKC]

Why do we always have to get Doris Burke