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[blue @bluewmist]

someone told me yesterday that when they feel nervous about trying something new & their heart starts beating really fast, that they call it their “inner applause” because their body is cheering them on, and i think that’s the best narrative adjustment ever.

[Commentary Xavier @pakaluxavierog]

🥸🥸🥸

[King Roy @RoyIsThaTruth]

1. Puerto Rico deserves water.
2. Gary, Indiana deserves electricity.
3. Black people deserve to not be lynched.
4. U.S. Americans deserve food without cyclosporiasis, salmonella, or shards of glass.

[. ✨ @PassionFruit_x]

The comments under people’s TikToks are honestly the closest I’ve come to experiencing that kind of laughter again 😭😭

[Pogman @JanPogman2]

They're recalling things that have never been recalled before

[yimika. @yimikaaaa]

i'm in love with this quote:

"if you're persistent, you'll get it. if you're consistent, you'll keep it. and if you're grateful, you'll attract more of it."

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Walmart will finally add Tap to Pay as a payment option starting August 24

The company says it will be available at all US stores by the end of 2026

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

If Mr Krabs owned a bar

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

you're too full of love to be someone's maybe

[cavaneh @Cavxniballv2]

well fuck i feel stupid now

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

I’m in love with this sentence:

“Discipline is explaining to your brain that you need to sacrifice immediate pleasures for greater rewards in future.”

[Qmum @Nancy023922191]

American foods are cleverly changing their names because they no longer qualify as that legal food.

- Pringles used to be potato chips, now they’re labeled as “potato crisps” per FDA rules
- McDonald’s Shakes are now called “shakes” (not legally milkshakes in some states)
- Klondike Bar is no longer a chocolate shell, it’s a Chocolatey shell (not real chocolate)
- Dairy Queen: All items are “treats” (no “ice cream” on the menu)
- Oreo changed the spelling to “creme” (alternative spelling, not real cream)
- Tyson changed spelling to “Wyngz” (It’s a processed chicken labeling trick)
- Costco Blueberry Bagels labels as Imitation blueberry bagels (no actual blueberries)
- Pearl Milling Company Syrup (formerly Aunt Jemima) Now ‘Original syrup’ not maple syrup. The first ingredients is corn syrup.

Our food is a science experiment.

Make America Healthy Again.

[D🪿 @Devsthetix]

make your life so private the only thing people know you do is go to the gym.

[𓆩♰𓆪 알잖아요 𓆩♰𓆪 @playboysoshi]

And then I opened the tweet—

[𝕋𝕆𝕄 @Ironmute]

“Are you bulking or cutting?”
Brother, I’m eating when I’m hungry and training when I can.

[Pim Diffy 🚀 @isthat_kt]

I just-

Ain’t no way ALL 5 little monkeys fell off the bed. AINT NOOOO WAY.

That bitch was hittin them kids.

[o-n🌛🍓 @thefloorsonfire]

scooby doo after he finishes praying:

[Igor @mirandaigor]

até hoje ninguém fala o suficiente sobre o filme que conseguiu colocar Hayden Panettiere, Solange, Rihanna, o menino de Greek e a menina que doou o rim pra Selena Gomez juntos. isso aqui foi um acontecimento cultural

[kayla🫆 @trulykaykay]

i don't support all women. i hate stupid btches and bad mothers