dumb bootch

im not as dumb as i look

[atlas @creatine_cycle]

"the password you are attempting to use was part of a data breach are you sure you want to continue using it?"
drone strike my house man i don't care anymore

[dumb bootch @supkristen]

i miss who i was before my back started hurting

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

being high and fat tonight hbu

[🦨 @bootlegshakira]

hey sorry to ask but are you fucking stupid

[Lin-Manuel Rwanda @facebookvillain]

ashing my nature valley bar out the window like a cigarette

[Ｈ ｅ ｒ ｏ @ReLLoO]

I hope there’s merch at my funeral

[b @cuntybangs]

was what we had real or cake

[claire @rosiekennedyxx]

I love a short king like 6’2ish

[C. @cichgarette]

Missionary so I can see the hate for the government in your eyes

[soup🕷️ @thrluv]

*flicks cigarette* idk bro she’ll be coming around the mountain when she comes

[jake @wormpuller]

I never fucked Hall I never fucked Oates

[grace @gracefishlove]

idk i think the elephant really ties the room together

[every day i wake up @naughzyeighted]

“do you have a boyfriend?” i have a bomb strapped to my chest actually

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

tired of being the only one who is hot and sexy.

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Every day is a new and wonderful opportunity to look like absolute shit.

[SignalCreep @sucking89]

when the murder suicide makes it out the group chat

[dumb bootch @supkristen]

everyone in trader joe’s needs to participate in the pay attention challenge

[trash jones @jzux]

“can my boyfriend come” can my flesh-eating virus come

[mads @m4dder4ll]

This summer is all about big naturals and lying for fun