im a proud tesla employee. do i work 13 hour days? yes. is my job to keep elon from biting wires? sure. do i have to bring a bucket of decoy wires to throw him off the scent of important ones? you bet. was the guy before me impaled by a forklift? legally i cant say. nevertheless,
@joseed01 When I was in third grade I had a crush on a girl.
She didn’t know.
One day I bit her leg as hard as I could because I felt like it.
She screamed and never talked to me again.