Chloe Wooten

[Bummer T. Vibes, Esq @VibesBummer]

When I’m eating shared nachos I’m always thinking 3 nacho moves ahead of my opponent.

[Dennis @dkardonsky_]

Tried to make the scariest pumpkin I could think of for halloween

[☔ @Whotfismick]

*me getting my oil changed*

mechanic: “we’ve also notice that—“

me:

[Chloe Wooten @suppchloe]

being an adult is wishing there was Black Friday deals on stamps

[ESPN @espn]

Eight years ago, Carli Lloyd scored a hat trick in 15 minutes at the World Cup final for the USWNT 🔥

Legendary performance 🏆

[Isabelle @badbeanbella]

Sad that cows don’t know their biggest fans are women in passenger seats cheering them on

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

The official table of the 2am conversation

[jamie loftus 🌭 @jamieloftusHELP]

jack black assigning the kids positions in the band in school of rock is the greatest scene in the history of movies

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Rufus. He taught himself how to skimboard. There's no stopping him now. 13/10 (IG: minibullrufus)

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

*me getting my oil changed*

mechanic: “we’ve also notice that—“

me:

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

Ticketmaster when you try to buy a ticket for $59

[Annie Agar @AnnieAgar]

140.6 miles. 17 hours. This weekend, my dad and brother did what most people would consider impossible. Team Agar became an Ironman.♥️

[ESPN @espn]

This was RIDICULOUS from Megan Rapinoe 😳 #ThatsaW

(via @NWSL)

[Chloe Wooten @suppchloe]

anybody else intentionally turn your blinker on way too early when you’ve been following a car for awhile just so they know that you were already turning before they were and you’re not following them 😅

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

Babe is everything ok? You've barely sang 'my money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds' in the last few hours

[Spac𝓮 ⭐️ @spaceeong]

hotel air conditioners are the mcdonald’s sprite of ac

[Debbie Ryan (AKA: Top Hat Deb/ Ms. Debbie) @MsDebbieDebDeb]

Not sure who the photographer is, but this is an Amazing shot of San Francisco!!