Pinghammed Elvis

I am the Supreme Being,
The one who made it all,
From me you should all be Fleeing,
Or on your Knees I'll make you Crawl.

[Pinghammed Elvis @Supreme1Being]

Elvis has blown up the building!
🎶Ah Huh huh🎶

[Pinghammed Elvis @Supreme1Being]

I am kill you all.
🎶Ah huh huh🎶

[Pinghammed Elvis @Supreme1Being]

I'm on my own. But that's pretty much always been the case.

[Pinghammed Elvis @Supreme1Being]

@ldoNotFollowYou @WhosDavidHughes @RancidWoo @DeadGodWalking True

[D Shaft @CreamShaft]

Mr President 🇺🇸

[YOUR GAY GOD™ @YourGayGod]

🎶💨♋ Retweet ✅🎵💯

🎶💨♋Likes ✅🎵💯

🎶💨♋Follow through ✅🎵💯

😈💄👠Gay Followers 👙👗👛

[JustG @Little_G2]

Little twitter quiz -
Which do we ban here ..
A) Social Services
B) The Niqab
C ) Babies ?

https://t.co/6HRS2YYbNu

[🐀 Parody (parody) {parody} @janeruffino]

Sometimes you think the world has malfunctioned and then systembolaget charges exactly 666SEK for Motörhead whiskey

[Progressive Atheists @ProgAtheistsInc]

Christian man booked for posting blasphemous text on social media https://t.co/RR31XqokvD

[Pinghammed Elvis @Supreme1Being]

Donald Trumps secret is a light dusting of Powdered Orange peel every 1/2 hour.

[Pinghammed Elvis @Supreme1Being]

Sniggers *Makes your husband gay*

[Pinghammed Elvis @Supreme1Being]

Ha ha ha ha ha! *Activates a car alarm because you're on nights*

[Pinghammed Elvis @Supreme1Being]

PHOOSH! I give you, Donald Trump!
Twats

[Pinghammed Elvis @Supreme1Being]

FERTONG! Have a genetic abnormality!

[Pinghammed Elvis @Supreme1Being]

@BrendaMadeItUp I also made it more difficult to spell for I am complicated.

[Pinghammed Elvis @Supreme1Being]

PERTWANG! And Lo, thou shalt have Poverty!

[Pinghammed Elvis @Supreme1Being]

SHAZAM! And Lo, I give you Herpes!

[Pinghammed Elvis @Supreme1Being]

BAM! ISIS!!!!
Deal with those MOFO'S!!!

[Pinghammed Elvis @Supreme1Being]

Lighting strike! Boom!

[Pinghammed Elvis @Supreme1Being]

You there, I'm going to make you shit In your Pants.