Siddhant

CA | Eyes in the sky, feet on the ground.

[Siddhant @surana_sid]

@volklub Kochi cars and cabs are super clean. even Uber go cabs are more clean and fragranced

[Hemant Mohapatra @MohapatraHemant]

The curse of discipline is that every day looks the same. The curse of indiscipline is that every year does.

[kabir (off meds) @marlbholo]

okay here we go-
my body is completely sore w bruises as im writing this. absolutely appalling and gloomy state of affairs today
i went to the protest areas twice
once around 12 pm and then the 2nd time i met up w another group and went around 6 pm
(1/n)

[Siddhant @surana_sid]

@GntlemansGeek @grok is this watch really available for purchase ? Pls share link if yes

[Siddhant @surana_sid]

Hi @airtelindia how shitty is such service, you have stopped responding

[Siddhant @surana_sid]

@airtelindia why are you not offering fibre plans and forcing us to take airfiber plans

[Siddhant @surana_sid]

@airtelindia No response to my dms

[Siddhant @surana_sid]

@airtelindia why are you not offering fibre plans and forcing us to take airfiber plans

[Siddhant @surana_sid]

@Airtel_Presence Not able to msg

[Hassan. @Heyitshassan]

I am fully convinced that 2019 was the last normal year we ever had. Ever since then, it feels like everything’s broken. Everyone is constantly anxious, time moves too fast, and nothing actually feels real anymore. The world as we knew it is just gone

[Siddhant @surana_sid]

@Dev_Fadnavis @grok how much is the worth of scraf worn by Uday samant in this pic

[Siddhant @surana_sid]

"I think that every time you see the word EBITDA, you should substitute the words 'bullshit earnings."

"Think of the basic intellectual dishonesty that comes when you start talking about adjusted EBITDA. You’re almost announcing you’re a flake."

~ Charlie Munger

[Deepinder Goyal @deepigoyal]

Hello everyone, here are the highlights from the last quarter (full report here: https://t.co/mr8KEv6c36) –

- Blinkit turned Adjusted EBITDA positive for the first time on a quarterly basis
- B2C GOV grew 55% YoY (11% QoQ)
- Blinkit NOV grew 121% YoY
- Zomato Adjusted EBITDA margin reached an all time high of 5.4% (INR 531 Cr)
- Zomato NOV growth recovery continues at 16.6% YoY
- Hyperpure turned Adjusted EBITDA margin positive for the first time, delivering INR 1Cr
- District NOV grew 20% YoY

That’s all for now. We appreciate the continued support of our customers, delivery partners, business partners, policy makers and team members as we progress on our journey.

If there’s anything we can do better, we are always listening. Please feel free to share any questions or feedback at [email protected].

[Siddhant @surana_sid]

@mukhtar_usman @grok pls share model details

[Guillermo Rauch @rauchg]

The only durable moat in technology is relentless execution

[Siddhant @surana_sid]

@PrafulCreations @BangaloreRoomi @Flashmateshq @FlatsnFlatmates I am interested, not able to dm you

[Siddhant @surana_sid]

The best longevity hack is to uninstall Zomato and eat home cooked food.

[Deepinder Goyal @deepigoyal]

I’m not sharing this as the CEO of Eternal, but as a fellow human, curious enough to follow a strange thread. A thread I can’t keep with myself any longer.

It’s open-source, backed by science, and shared with you as part of our common quest for scientific progress on human longevity.

Newton gave us a word for it. Einstein said it bends spacetime. I am saying gravity shortens lifespan. 

Read on, and tell me what you think.

[signüll @signulll]

universe rewards focus but punishes attachment.

[Siddhant @surana_sid]

Sustaining doubt is harder than sliding into certainty.

[Kunal Bahl @1kunalbahl]

Last week, on a business trip, I ran out of shaving foam.

I called the hotel concierge to request a standard ₹100 can of shaving foam.

They hummed and hawed, made multiple calls, said they’d have to send someone to the market in the hotel car and bill me for it.

I told them not to bother. Ordered it on a quick commerce app - and it arrived in 6 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐮𝐭𝐞𝐬.

Hotels seem to be falling behind in keeping up with consumers and the shifting, higher standards they have become accustomed to in their daily lives.

- Need shaving foam? Quick commerce delivers it faster than the concierge.
- Hungry? Why pay a premium for average-tasting room service when food delivery apps offer better food at better prices.
- Coffee? The corner café serves a real cup at a third the price of that automatic machine brew.
- Head massage? Urban Company > spa appointment.

Hotels are slowly becoming just a roof over your head.
Almost every other experience is better - and cheaper - outside the hotel than inside.

Time for the hotel industry to reinvent itself.

To become not just a place to sleep, but a contemporary, delightful part of the travel experience again.

[Siddhant @surana_sid]

Assholes are invisible.

No technique has yet been developed that can ensure asshole-politicians free nation.

[Gems @gemsofbabus_]

Potholes are Inevitable, says Madhya Pradesh PWD Minister Rakesh Singh.

Minister explained that no technique has yet been developed that can ensure pothole-free roads.

[Siddhant @surana_sid]

@PaytmMoneyCare It is so stupid to remove this basic things. Yeild rate is the most important thing in fixed income instrument

[Siddhant @surana_sid]

@PaytmMoney suddenly your app is not showing traded interest rate for fixed rate instruments