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(Via WA) 🤣 Hotel Dhurandhar Saeed Abdul Qari was a curry aficionado. He grew a fascination for curry when he was working in a cloud kitchen in UK where he was working in an Indian restaurant run by Pakistanis. Qari didnt like England as all his cousins were still in Pakistan. So he came back to Pakistan but memory of curry stayed with him. He joined Lashkar e Toiba and then he became a terrorist. He was part of planning team of 26/11. He got away for his crime as India under a weak govt didnt take revenge. He lived a happy life in Pakistan, visiting Lashkar controlled mosques and telling all his nephews about how he did 26/11 and now he is assured a heaven full of Curries and oink oink... Spicy indeed. Years passed. He became a bigger ranked terrorist who gets served leg piece in terrorist feasts and even in Atta less Pakistan, he used to be served rotis with Chicken Korma.. But he never could get thoughts of Indian curry from his mind.. Then one day at a mosque a young man met him. He reminded Qari of his own younger self. Young man came to him and started talking. He told him about how he was working in England in a Pakistani restaurant called as New India restaurant and he was known in that Birmingham area as Curry Man. He told Qari that he felt an emptiness in his life as he wanted to do something for watan and came back to Pakistan and plans to do something big with LeT backing. He told Qari that he is planning to open a curry place named Dhurandhar. He is practicing making of perfect curry for Pakistani palates but he is not getting someone who can be a good food connoisseur and do a tasting. Qari jumped at the hanging bait and picked up the offer. He told his name as Mohd Junaid.. So Qari went for Lunch at Junaid’s place. He took a gift of fine Murree whisky (he thought haram hai par harami logon ke liye jayaz) and a bottle of strong ittar as he thought good food might lead to interesting consequences.. Mohd Junaid laid out finest of table and perfect piece of Chicken leg piece with the most delicious curry Qari ever tasted. He ate the entire pateela and was licking the plate as he couldn’t believe any curry could be good to die for.. Little did he know that was the actual plan. Qari in his gluttonous lust forgot to ask why Mohd Junaid is not eating food with him. After last morsel was consumed, Qari finally asked why Junaid wasn’t eating. Junaid said laughingly Shravan Somvar ke din main upwas rakhta hoon.. Qari was flabbergasted. He suddenly felt a lump in his throat. Junaid was laughing and said 26/11 tum bhool gaye, hum nahi bhoole. Ghar main ghus ke marenge.. yeh lo, ek selfie lo. India main do logon ko bhejna hai. Ek message bhi dena hai to them “It’s done, Bro” Aaj Mahadev ka din hai toh tujhe thoda Halahal diya hai. Jahannum Mubarak.. Qari was found dead outside of Mosque in Lahore..

CestMoiz's tweet photo. (Via WA) 🤣

Hotel Dhurandhar

Saeed Abdul Qari was a curry aficionado.
He grew a fascination for curry when he was working in a cloud kitchen in UK where he was working in an Indian restaurant run by Pakistanis.
Qari didnt like England as all his cousins were still in Pakistan.
So he came back to Pakistan but memory of curry stayed with him.
He joined Lashkar e Toiba and then he became a terrorist.
He was part of planning team of 26/11.
He got away for his crime as India under a weak govt didnt take revenge.

He lived a happy life in Pakistan, visiting Lashkar controlled mosques and telling all his nephews about how he did 26/11 and now he is assured a heaven full of Curries and oink oink...
Spicy indeed.

Years passed. He became a bigger ranked terrorist who gets served leg piece in terrorist feasts and even in Atta less Pakistan, he used to be served rotis with Chicken Korma..

But he never could get thoughts of Indian curry from his mind..

Then one day at a mosque a young man met him. He reminded Qari of his own younger self.

Young man came to him and started talking. He told him about how he was working in England in a Pakistani restaurant called as New India restaurant and he was known in that Birmingham area as Curry Man.

He told Qari that he felt an emptiness in his life as he wanted to do something for watan and came back to Pakistan and plans to do something big with LeT backing.

He told Qari that he is planning to open a curry place named Dhurandhar. He is practicing making of perfect curry for Pakistani palates but he is not getting someone who can be a good food connoisseur and do a tasting.

Qari jumped at the hanging bait and picked up the offer.

He told his name as Mohd Junaid..

So Qari went for Lunch at Junaid’s place.
He took a gift of fine Murree whisky (he thought haram hai par harami logon ke liye jayaz) and a bottle of strong ittar as he thought good food might lead to interesting consequences..

Mohd Junaid laid out finest of table and perfect piece of Chicken leg piece with the most delicious curry Qari ever tasted.
He ate the entire pateela and was licking the plate as he couldn’t believe any curry could be good to die for..

Little did he know that was the actual plan.

Qari in his gluttonous lust forgot to ask why Mohd Junaid is not eating food with him.

After last morsel was consumed, Qari finally asked why Junaid wasn’t eating.
Junaid said laughingly Shravan Somvar ke din main upwas rakhta hoon..

Qari was flabbergasted. He suddenly felt a lump in his throat.

Junaid was laughing and said 26/11 tum bhool gaye, hum nahi bhoole.

Ghar main ghus ke marenge.. yeh lo, ek selfie lo. India main do logon ko bhejna hai.
Ek message bhi dena hai to them “It’s done, Bro”

Aaj Mahadev ka din hai toh tujhe thoda Halahal diya hai.

Jahannum Mubarak..

Qari was found dead outside of Mosque in Lahore..

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Using handheld GPS to drop bombs from 30000 ft, using transport formation in such difficult terrain and so Many unconventional tactics which had 3-5% success rate - Indian Air Force Pilots did the unthinkable… Salute our heroes.. Operation Safed Sagar is a must watch. Urge parents to show it to their children. Appeal to @EduMinOfIndia to include chapters on valour of our armed forces in curriculum…

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