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Decidedly undecided

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I could start with a bang but I'm restricted by the followers of my time

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Using try-except has taught me to think through every action in my life more than any moral story

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Always read a different number of pages or chapters each day, else if you read in a rhythm bookworms will come and you’ll have to ride them

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Why is it easier now to pull off an all nighter instead of an all dayer

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16 y/o me: why are imaginary numbers important?
Me looking at taxes: oh imaginary numbers. Just kidding, wish they’d taught us taxes instead

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Read somewhere that the first 365 days of a year are always the hardest. While I agree, Dec 31 this year should be off the charts 🙇🏻

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Every day I try to be happy and positive and then Google photos pulls “we made a memories slideshow that will emotionally devastate you”

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The Bill Hader vibing to Makeba meme is the best new thing on internet

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Why is everything commodified - why is it too much to ask for to live on a farm near a lake and mountains 🥲

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What came first - written books or audiobooks ?

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Insta putting the post button where the reel button used to be is the evilest thing ever

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It takes just one assignment to set your time zone to one that’s on the opposite end of the world 😵‍💫

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Dall-E 2 generating images of Kermit in situations is a dangerous rabbit hole I did not plan to fall into, but the fun!!

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The one night I don’t scroll before sleeping they drop the Attack on Titan teaser (but it’s ❤️)

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The pilot just said “During take off, everything you’re holding goes under the seats except for the babies” and I don’t think I’ll be mad even if we crash now

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Every time I code an init function, I phase into a British coder for 15-20 minutes

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Now I understand the musicians aboard titanic #RIPTwitter #TwitterDown

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Reading a book after a long while feels as theatrical as a veteran agent taking to the field action again

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Just read wood is probably scarcer than diamond on a galactic scale, and they're most likely right 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Apple should offer discounts on their new product line in these sad times